The sushi strikes back!

You don't need a doctor, you need a wizard.

Good chapter!

I love her. I love this. Thank you.

Nice~

Oh damn.

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Or Pony Jesus

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Not just any wizard, the only ponies we know who could take care of this are Twilight, Starlight Glimmer, Star Swirl, and maybe Zecora.

Every now and then, the stupid gunk would shift when I moved my body. It almost felt like something was squirming in there, which was, of course, impossible.

You are living in a world of talking technicolor horses who summons portals to eldritch horrors for sexual pleasure.
The point where you can rule things our because they are "impossible" is way behind you.

"F-fine..." I managed, gritting my teeth, angry at the wriggling intruders. "Have your fun. You won't be in there for long."

Tentacles: "Don't be too sure about that..."

Seconds later, I felt it. A tentacle slithering up my throat from somewhere below. I gagged when it passed my tonsils, before finally slipping out between my lips. The purple tip swiveled like a periscope in the early morning air.

Sounds like an interesting sight.
I wonder what the doctor would say.