The Hunter, skilled in multiple forms of combat and beast-hunting, failed to kill Gehrman, the First Hunter. It resulted in his transportation to Equestria, where many ponies will think of him insane. Mostly because of his sense of humor.
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Twilight is still an idiot to think Anon is a "teacher material". Plus, The Ponies shouldn't act all " high and mighty" against Anon. They wouldn't last 5 seconds against the dreaded
Monsters in Bloodborne.
Plus, the "Legal System" DON'T mean shit if Discord "accidentally" summon more monsters in Yharnam, and cause mayhem and even death!!!
Then Anon will be like: "I told you we should arrest or kill that idiot ( Discord ). Now the Blood of your Pony Subjects are in your HOOVES!!!! Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna save the day and then brag about your failures!" π π
"Know nothing about confidence and motivation? Bitch! If you saw Yharnam, all that motivation and confidence of yours would quickly be replaced by fear and insanity, assuming you would even survive the first two days! We used to have a legal system, but it was basically replaced by hunters and beasts!"
"What are you going to do if Discord decides to summon more monsters from Yharnam as a 'joke'? What would you do if he summoned something like an Amygdala? How about Ebrietas? Moon Presence? How about Kos? Have you ever had a newborn monster twice your size swinging it's own bladed fucking placenta trying to kill you?"
You know what this just like real life. Lets let monster that has money walk free then continue to abuse people. I suppose twilight learned from the best,huh? Ah Celery Stick?
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That's what I said. But, both of you did way better. π π
I like to see Twilight, Celestia, Luna, Starlight, Main Five, Spike, Young Six, and other Ponies/Creatures dumb faces when they see and face Monsters that will traumatized, horrified them to this very core and minds. And then be Tortured and KILLED!!!
Here's my Version on how this happened:
Anon will be like: " If you didn't act like prideful dumbasses and just let me beat the Crap out of that idiotic dickhead ( Discord). NONE of this could have happened!!! Now you get a taste of what I went through 24/7!" π π π
"Although, I 'could' help. But, I want to hear you say 'Your were right, we are stupid dumbasses and were sorry for being major jerks to you'".
Suddenly Ludwig, The Holy Blade/The Accused Appears. Now in his Hardest Difficulty Setting!!! π
Ludwig ( In his horrific voice) : Surprise, Mother F*******! π
Anon's Thoughts: π± π° π³ .......................... "F*** this shit I'm out! Hmmmm Hmmmmmm. F*** this Shit I'm out! No Thanks! Don't mind me. Imma just grab my stuff and leave. Excuse Me Please. F*** this shit I'm out! NOPE! F*** this shit I'm out! Alright then. I don't know what the f*** just happened??!! But I don't really care! Imma get the f*** up outta here! F*** THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!!!!!
( I don't own the Meme Song and joke. π)
Anon: * Using the Joestar family's "secret technique" from Joseph Joestar from JoJo Bizarre Adventure*: RUN AWAY!!!!!!
Main Six, Spike, Starlight, Trixie, Young Six, Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, Various Royal Guards and Pony/Creature Citizens and Students: π± π π’ π¨
Celestia, Luna, and Twilight: "This is all your BUCKING FAULT, DISCORD!!!!!!!!!" π‘π‘π π π€¦ π€¦
Discord: π³ π€· Oops?!
Patrick from Spongebob Square pants: "And Everybody/Everypony Died! ( Except Anon. While he is being a total dick to leave. He did do the 'Smart thing' and get the F*** outta dodge. ) "
Why is she getting angry at Anon? They knew going in that he doesn't have the qualifications to teach, what did they expect to happen?
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Your Correct. He is an Hunter. Not a Teacher or a Professor. Twilight is just having the Idiot Ball Trope back their.
Although, he could teach the Royal Guards NOT to suck, and fight decently instead of being Noobs at least. π€
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FINALLLYYYYY- I mean, Yay my fav current story has a new chapter.
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At this point I honestly hope that Anon just says fuck it and leaves, there is no saving these fucks from their own stupidity.
To all those that say Anon canβt teach? Thatβs not really true, in fact he CAN teach, just not the way Twilight wants him too. Anon can teach though practical application of what he has learned in his time as a Hunter.
Also Twilight can right and go fuck off, SHE brought him here knowing EXACTLY what he was like and then has the (non existent) Balls to tell him off when he does what he is want to do? Yeah no, fuck you Twishit!
He had literally just said he didnβt harass them, he told them to get up and keep working hard. If Twilight truly thinks thatβs ego, her students are screwed.
I'm sorry, why is this even a Bloodborne crossover? This guy in no way feels or thinks like a hunter. He's acting like an entitled, self-absorbed teenager. Why couldn't we have Eileen or Maria or any other composed, deadly, and elegant hunter?