Having successful escaped the Empire’s attack on Hoth, Luke Skywalker, Storm Shield, and the girls were now in the midst of traveling to the Dagobah system. Luke’s tiny X-wing sped toward the cloud cover of Dagobah, closely followed by Storm’s Republic starship. R2, riding the back of the fighter, turned his head back-and-forth with some anxiety. Just then, Storm’s voice came over Luke’s intercom.
“Looks like we’re coming in on the planet pretty hot Luke,” He said. “If you don’t want to crash and explode, I’d slow down.”
“Will do Storm,” Luke responded.
Luke pulled back on the controls, slowing his fighter down to a cruising speed as R2 started beeping. Luke watched R2’s words as they are translated and screened on the computer scope.
“Yes, that’s it,” Luke confirmed, via commlink. “Dagobah.”
R2 beeped a hopeful inquiry.
“No, I’m not going to change my mind about this. I’m not picking up any cities or technology.”
“There’s something alive down there,” Storm spoke, through intercom. “Scanners are detecting massive life-form readings.”
R2 beeped in response, this time with a slightly worried question.
“Yes, I’m sure it’s perfectly safe for droids,” Luke reassured.
“Nevertheless, never a bad idea to take precautions,” Storm warned. “I’d watch your six, take it slow and keep her steady. I’ll wake up the girls.”
“Roger that.”
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Storm Shield once more set the ship to autopilot. Once the systems were set, he casually worked his way from his pilot seat and drew his way through the ship. It did not take long for Storm to reach the compartment where the girls were still asleep. Most of the girls had their own place to sleep, with Spike nestled atop of Twilight. Applejack and Rainbow Dash, on the other hand, were comfortably snugged together in one bed.
“Wakey-wakey girls!” Storm called out, rapping the walls. “We’re landing.”
The girls stirred themselves awake upon hearing Storm’s voice. The girls picked themselves up from their bunks, stretching out their limbs (Some of whom actually cracking). Rarity removed an eye mask from her eyes as a cute yawn escaped, while Twilight carefully lifted and dropped Spike upon the floor as he shook himself awake. Rainbow Dash rolled herself out of the bed, while Applejack lifted herself up and reached around for her Stetson hat.
“Ahem!”
Applejack tiredly opened her eyes to find Rainbow Dash holding the hat toward her. The rainbow haired teen’s eyebrows motioned up and down with a cheeky grin. Applejack just smiled back and swiftly took her hat back. Pinkie Pie was the last to wake up as she eyed around the ship.
“Is it breakfast time already?” Pinkie asked.
“I don’t think so,” Fluttershy sighed.
“C’mon girls,” Twilight beckoned. “We’d better be ready when we land.”
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The X-wing and the Republic Starship continued their flight through the twilight just above the cloud-covered planet. Luke saw the cloud race by as he took his craft closer to the planet. He knew he needed to operate his controls carefully since the cloud cover completely obscured his vision. The same had to be said on Storm’s part, as he once more assumed the controls of his ship while the remainder of the group looked on.
“You sure pick the most dreary places to meet with old acquaintances,” Rarity observed.
“Wasn’t my idea,” Storm shrugged. “But given this planet’s among the last places to find a master Jedi, it’s no wonder he’d want to make a home here.”
“When we do meet this master of yours, how will we know it’s him?” Spike asked curiously.
“He won’t be difficult to recognize I’ll say that much. Let’s just say he’s very unique, as he is famous.”
“And how much longer is it going to take to land?” Rainbow complained.
“We are pretty high Rainbow,” Twilight pointed out. “But we have to be very careful. I don’t like the look of these clouds.”
Suddenly, alarms started to buzz in the background. The group looked down toward the control panel to a flashing red light. Fluttershy’s eyes went wide with fright.
“That’s not good…” Fluttershy whimpered.
In Luke’s ships, R2 beeped and whistled frantically.
“I know, I know!” Luke answered, via commlink. “All the scopes are dead. I can’t see a thing! Just hang on, I’m going to start the landing cycle…”
“Right behind you Luke!” Storm called out.
The blast of the retrorockets were deafening, drowning out R2’s electronic squeals and the screams from some of the girls. Suddenly, there’s a cracking sound as if limbs were broken off trees and then a tremendous jolt as the spacecrafts came to a halt. Luke pulled a switch and his canopy popped open.
The mist-shrouded X-wing fighter was almost invisible in the thick fog. Luke climbed out onto the long nose of the spacecraft as R2 popped out his cubbyhole on the back. The young warrior surveyed the fog, which was barely pierced by the ship’s landing lights. About all he could make out are some giant, twisted trees nearby. Luke took notice of Storm bringing his ship down into the midst of the clearing of trees. He just managed to bring it down along the bank of the swamp, as the rear cargo hatched opened allowing the girls and Spike to exit. Eventually, with the ship shut down, Storm Shield was the last to emerge.
“Boy this place gives me the creeps,” Spike replied, looking around.
“I hear ya,” Applejack nodded in agreement.
From Luke’s ship, R2 whistled anxiously.
“No R2, you stay put,” Luke informed. “We’ll have a look around.”
“Probably for the best we scout around,” Twilight agreed. “We have no idea what’s on this planet.”
“Unless… you wouldn’t happen to have some crazy stories you have to share about this place, Stormy?” Pinkie asked hopefully.
“I wouldn’t know… this is my first time coming here too,” Storm replied.
“’First’ time?” Fluttershy repeated. “Oh boy…”
R2 let out a short beep. As Luke moved along the nose, R2 lost his balance and disappeared with a splash into the boggy lake.
“R2?” Luke asked.
The group turned to the side, just as Luke knelt and leaned over the plane looking for R2. But the water was still revealing no sign or trace of the little droid.
“What happened?!” Rainbow called out.
“R2 fell in!” Luke shouted, peering down. “R2! Where are you?”
“R2!!!” The group called out.
Just then, a small periscope broke the surface of the water, and a gurgling beep was heard. The periscope started moving toward shore. The group sighed with relief, while others rolled their eyes with a shake of their head. Luke, in particular, started running along the nose of the fighter to its tip.
“R2! You be more careful,” Luke spoke, annoyed.
“And I’d get out of there little buddy,” Storm advised. “This isn’t the kind of place you’d want to take a swim in.”
Fortunately, the outline of the shore was only ten feet away. Luke jumped off the plane, into the water and scrambled to shore. The rest of the group followed suit as they kept watch over R2. The periscope still steadily moved toward shore/
“R2!” Fluttershy called out, pointing. “It’s that way.”
Suddenly, through the thick fog layer, a dark shape appeared, moving toward the little droid. Spike turned his head for a second and spotted the dark, sinuous bog beast diving beneath the swampy water.
“Uh… Twilight…” Spike spoke worriedly.
“What is it Spike?” Twilight asked.
She looked toward Spike, who shakenly pointed toward the water. Twilight turned toward where R2 was just nearing the shore. Suddenly, something made a loud clunking noise against R2’s metal hull. The droid disappeared from sight, uttering a pathetic electronic scream.
“R2!!!” Twilight shouted.
Holding their ignited lightsabers, Luke waded a few feet into the murky pool while Storm Shield stood by the edge with his saber pike aimed at the water. The rest of the group gazed their eyes for any sign of their little friend.
“R2!” Luke called out.
“Where is he?” Fluttershy asked worriedly.
“A sea monster ate our Droid!” Spike panicked. “A sea monster ate our Droid!”
“Oh, not if I can help it!” Rainbow frowned, removing her shoes.
“Rainbow, hold up!” Storm shouted. “Don’t jump into the—”
*SPLASH!*
The water broke as Rainbow Dash’s form dove into the water and vanished deep into the murky depths. The rest of the group stared with horror as the water started to settle until all was still.
“—the water,” Storm finished.
“Oh, Rainbow…” Applejack moaned, looking around.
They kept a cautious watch over the black surface, which was as still as death itself… until a few bubbles began to appear.
*PHHEEWAAT!!!*
“YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
The runt-size robot and a screaming rainbow-haired teen shot out of the water, made a graceful arc, and crashed along a patch of soft gray moss.
“Oh no!” Twilight gasped.
The group quickly raced toward their friends, Applejack quickly skidding to her knees and lifted Rainbow Dash onto her lap as the girl spat swamp water out of her throat.
“Rainbow, are y’all all right?” Applejack asked.
“Don’t… go in… the water…” Rainbow gasped.
“You’re lucky you don’t taste very good,” Luke replied. “Anything broken?”
Luke helped R2 to his feet and began wiping the mud and roots from his round metal body. R2 responded with feeble, soggy beeps.
“If you’re saying coming here was a bad idea, I’m beginning to agree with you,” Luke sighed. “Oh guys, what are we doing here?”
“At this point, I don’t even know anymore,” Twilight answered. “We barely escape one planet trying to escape a posing threat out to kill us. Now we find ourselves in another place where everything’s likely to kill us.”
“You mean like Australia?” Pinkie asked innocently.
“Yeah… let’s go with that,” Twilight sighed.
Luke Skywalker looked around this unfamiliar landscape trying to make sense of their location.
“It’s like… something out of a dream or… I don’t know. Maybe I’m just going crazy.”
“All I know is this Master Yoda guy better make this trip worthwhile,” Rainbow muttered.
“Of course he is,” Storm Shield reassured. “If we stand even the slightest chance of turning the war in our favor, we just have to find Yoda. Otherwise we’ve come all this way for nothing.”
“Then that does beg the question darling,” Rarity spoke up. “Where do we go to find him?”
The group glanced around the spooky jungle swamp surrounding them, while R2 ejected a stream of muddy water from one of his cranial ports. Spike looked down where the water shot out and turned back toward the droid with a slight glance.
“Nice…”
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In the meantime, an Imperial shuttle flew quickly through vast space until arriving at the transport hangar of the Devastator. Coming down for a soft landing, inside Darth Vader’s personal Star Destroyer, the rear hatch of the shuttle opened up allowing Darth Seraphina and her dark syndicate to emerge. Many of them were banged up from the battle on Hoth, all of whom extremely upset.
“Those pitiful rebel scum!” Grievous growled angrily. “Like parasites they infest this galaxy and flee like cowards!”
“If I haven’t said it enough already, I hate those pathetic creatures!” The Fourth Sister seethed.
“Worry not my sister,” The Fifth Sister assured. “There’s only so many places they can hide. Soon enough, we will wipe the Rebels off the face of the galaxy.”
Just then, an Imperial soldier raced toward the entourage with an urgent message.
“Lady Seraphina,” He spoke. “Lord Vader requires your presence in his personal chambers immediately.”
Darth Seraphina gave no response, only nodding her head in understanding. While the rest made way toward the other parts of the ship, Seraphina stalked slowly through the halls toward Vader’s personal chambers. Coming up toward the desired location, she noticed Admiral Piett waiting in the entryway to Vader’s private cubical. Seeing the Sith lady approaching quickly, Piett stood at immediate attention.
“Lady Seraphina,” He acknowledged, in respect.
“At ease Admiral.”
“Yes, my lady.”
Piett relaxed his demeanor as they both entered the chambers. Darth Vader, his back turned, was silhouetted in the gloom on the far side of the chamber. A black, insect-like droid attended him. Among the various apparatuses surrounding them, a respirator tube now retracted from Vader’s uncovered head. The head was bald, with a mass of ugly scar tissue covering it. The black droid lowered the mask and helmet onto Vader’s head. When in place, the Dark Lord turned to face Piett and Seraphina.
“Yes, Admiral?” Vader spoke.
“Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, lord,” Piett informed. “But… it has entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk…”
“Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral,” Vader interrupted. “I want that ship and not excuses.”
“Yes, lord.”
Piett departed from the chamber to execute the dark lord’s plans. When he was completely out of sight, Vader turned to his fellow Sith Lord.
“We have succeeded in securing the planet Hoth for the empire,” He informed her.
“How lovely for you,” Seraphina snipped. “Yet here I stand without the blood of Twilight Sparkle coating my lightsaber.”
“If I were you, I’d alter your attitude Seraphina,” Vader warned. “You may be the Emperor’s Fury, but do not forget I am his Hand. That means in his absence, you take orders from me. Never forget your place.”
Serphina was set with fury and anger, contemplating slicing that respirator off Vader’s body. However, she knew that was impossible for a few reasons. First, Vader far exceeded her in ability and power. Second, the Emperor would most likely kill her if she impeded his plans of conquest. Finally, she actually needed Vader in hopes of exacting her revenge. She drew a deep breath and steadied her emotions.
“My apologies Lord Vader,” She said. “I long for my revenge on Twilight Sparkle. Now that she and the others have escaped, I fear how long I must wait.”
“A Sith fears nothing.”
“Of course,” Seraphina groaned. “Now, what is it you called me for?”
“The Emperor has requested our present to update him on our progression,” Vader explained.
“Lead the way.”
Vader slowly made way from the chamber with Seraphina following closely behind.
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Later, the pirate starship rested in a dark, dripping asteroid cave. It was so dark the cave’s exact dimensions are impossible to determine. Han and Chewie busily shut down the engine and all electronic systems. 3PO and Leia watched worriedly, while Starkiller was hardly paying attention. Instead, he casually leaned along the wall looking at the ceiling with his arms crossed.
“I’m going to shut down everything but the emergency power systems,” Han informed.
“Sir, I’m almost afraid to ask, but…” 3PO spoke up, nervously. “Does that include shutting me down, too?”
“Is that a trick question?” Starkiller replied.
Chewie barked ‘yes’, but Han thought otherwise.
“No, I need you to talk to the Falcon,” Han instructed. “Find out what’s wrong with the hyperdrive.”
Suddenly, the ship lurched, causing all the loose items in the cockpit to go flying. Chewie howled, while Starkiller looked around.
“Sir, it’s quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable,” 3PO pointed out.
“Not entirely stable?” Starkiller repeated. “Glad you’re here to tell us these things.”
“You… be quiet,” Han warned, turning to Chewbacca. “Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.”
“Oh! Sometimes I just don’t understand human behavior,” 3PO muttered. “After all, I’m only trying to do my job in the most…”
The sliding door sealed behind the indignant 3PO, as Chewie moved him back to the hold. Suddenly, the ship lurched again, throwing Leia across the cabin into Han’s arms. Then abruptly, the motion stopped as suddenly as it started. With some surprise, Han and Leia realized they are in each other’s arms.
“Let go,” Leia ordered.
“Shh!” Han hushed.
“Let go, please.”
Starkiller briefly turned toward the pair, he can see the princess’s face flushed. And she’s not exactly fighting to get free. Still, the young man can see that Han was blowing whatever plan he had in mind.
“Don’t get excited,” Han spoke.
The anger rose in Leia just as quickly.
“Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited,” Leia retorted.
“Sorry, sweetheart. We haven’t got time for anything else.”
Han grinned wickedly at Leia as he turned and left through the door. Leia’s confused emotion showed clearly on her lovely face. But that changed when she saw Starkiller, the young man standing by staring the whole time.
“What’re you looking at?” Leia asked, annoyed.
But it was difficult to read what Starkiller was thinking. He just looked at them with a very blank, emotionless expression. Whatever thoughts coursed through his head he was not giving them away so easily.
“… Nothing,” Starkiller answered, simply.
And just like that, Starkiller turned away and strolled away from the cockpit. Leia eyed Starkiller with a look of suspicion and yet for some reason she suddenly can’t help but feel… sympathy for the young man.
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The mist dispersed slightly, but still leaving a very gloomy-looking swamp. Luke pulled an equipment box from the shore to the clearing. He ignited a little fusion furnace and warmed his hands before it. Taking a power cable, he plugged it into R2’s nose-like socket.
“Ready for some power?” Luke asked R2. “Okay. Let’s see now. Put that in there. There you go.”
The droid whistled his appreciation. Meanwhile, Rarity frantically tried to scrub the murky water and mud off Rainbow’s face much to the latter’s annoyance.
“I can’t believe you’d risk jumping into that muck with who knows what swimming in there?” Rarity complained. “Actually, I take that back… I canbelieve it! Urgh, you know Dash, there comes a time and place when you can stand for careful planning.”
“Careful… planning…” Rainbow Dash raised a brow. “Do you even know me?”
Rarity groaned, as she kept scrubbing Rainbow’s face clean. Luke soon opened a container of processed food and sat before the thermal heater.
“Now all we have to do is find this Yoda… if he even exists.”
“Oh, he exists all right,” Storm replied. “The force wouldn’t go through all this trouble just to have us come here.”
“Has this ‘force’ ever been wrong before?” Twilight asked, curiously.
“Not to my knowledge.”
The group looked around nervously before the foreboding jungle.
“Still… there’s something familiar about this place,” Luke spoke up.
“What do you mean, Luke?” Fluttershy asked.
“I feel like… I don’t know…”
“Feel like what?”
The group jumped out of their skin, R2 and Fluttershy screeched in terror. Storm and Luke grabbed their lightsabers and spun around, looking for the creature. Mysteriously, standing right before the team was a strange, bluish creature (Possibly greenish), no more than two feet tall. A wizened little creature dressed in rags, motioning toward Luke’s sword.
“Like we’re being watched!” Luke finished.
“Wut in tarnation?!” Applejack gasped.
“Back off, slimy mutant!” Rainbow threatened, on guard.
“Away with your weapon!” The creature begged. “I mean you no harm.”
After some hesitation, Luke put away his weapon, though he really didn’t understand why. R2 watched with interest, while Storm’s expression immediately settled down which caught Twilight’s curious attention.
“I am wondering, why are you here?” The creature asked.
“We’re looking for someone sir,” Twilight spoke up.
“Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?”
The little creature gave out a laugh, while Luke tried hard to keep from smiling.
“Right…” Luke replied.
“Excuse my friend, mister,” Fluttershy spoke up kindly. “What Twilight means to say is… there’s someone in this strange place we’re supposed to meet. We were just wondering, since you must know this place better than we do, could you help us find him? If you’re not too busy that is.”
“Help you I can,” The creature nodded. “Yes, mmm…”
“I don’t know about this Flutters,” Rainbow replied uncertainly. “We’re asking him to help find a great warrior.”
“Ahh! A great warrior,” The creature chuckled, shaking his head. “Wars not make one great.”
“I see your point,” Twilight understood. “But it’s very important we see him right away.”
With the aid of a walking stick, the tiny stranger moved over to one of the cases of supplies. He began rummaging around. R2 moved to the edge of the case—standing almost eye level to the creature who is carelessly handling the supplies—squeaking his disapproval. Their tiny visitor picked up the container of food Luke ate from and took a bite.
“Put that down,” Luke ordered annoyed. “Hey! That’s my dinner!”
The creature spat out the bite he took, making a face.
“How you get so big, eating food of this kind?” The creature asked.
“I’ll have you know good sir we’re not fond of processed food ourselves,” Rarity replied. “Besides, we’re mostly vegetarian and we turned out just fine.”
The creature flipped the container in Luke’s direction, reaching into one of Luke’s supply cases.
“Listen, friend, we didn’t mean to land in that puddle,” Luke spoke. “And if we could get our ship out, we would, but we can’t, so why don’t you just…”
“Aww, cannot get your ship out?” The creature teased.
The creature spotted something of interest in Luke’s case. Luke lost patience and grabbed the case away. The creature retained his prize—a tiny power lamp—and examined it with delight.
“Hey, you could have broken this!” Luke argued. “Don’t do that. Oh… you’re making a mess. Hey, give me that!”
“Mine!” The creature shouted, retreating with the lamp. “Or I will help you not.”
Clutching its treasure, the creature backed away from the group, drawing closer to R2. As Luke and the creature argued, one of R2’s little arms slowly moved toward the power lamp, completely unnoticed by the creature.
“We don’t want your help,” Luke argued. “I want my lamp back. I’ll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.”
“Mudhole? Slimy?” The creature repeated. ‘My home this is.”
“And I’m sure it’s a, um… ‘lovely’ home,” Fluttershy assured, kindly.
“Not the word I’d use,” Rainbow muttered.
R2 grabbed hold of the lamp and the two little figured immediately engaged in a tug-of-war over it. R2 beeped a few angry, ‘Give me that’s.
“Ah, ah, ah!” The creature cried out, whacking the droid.
“R2, just let him have it!” Luke groaned.
“Ooh, that looks like fun!” Pinkie squealed.
She too reached for the Power Lamp and tugged on it. The creature, annoyed, took his walking stick and whacked the opposing pair.
“Mine! Mine!” The creature shouted.
“Pinkie Pie!” Twilight groaned.
“Mine!” The creature shouted.
“No mine!” Pinkie shouted.
The creature let go with one hand and poked R2 lightly with one finger. R2 reacted with a startled squeal and let go. Pinkie Pie released her own grip as well.
“Mine!” The creature declared.
“Now will you move along, little fella?” Luke demanded, fed up. “We’ve got a lot of work to do.”
“No! No, no!” The creature chuckled. “Stay and help you, I will. Find your friend, hmm?”
“Honestly, I wouldn’t reckon he’s any friend of ours,” Applejack answered honestly. “He’s supposed to be some Jedi Master.”
“Oh… Jedi Master,” The creature nodded. “Yoda. You seek Yoda.”
“Wait! You know him?” Spike asked.
“Mm… take you to him, I will,” The creature declared, chuckling. “Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Come… good food… come.”
With that, the creature scurried out of the clearing, laughing merrily. Twilight turned toward Storm, realizing he’s been quiet the whole time.
“What’s the matter Storm?” Twilight asked. “You haven’t spoken a word since he showed up.”
“It can’t be…” Storm spoke quietly.
Then to Twilight’s confusion, Storm raced off after the creature in the dark.
“Hey Storm! Where you going?” Twilight called out.
Twilight and the girls, along with Spike, immediately followed Storm while Luke stared after them. All he could see was the faint light from the small power lamp moving through the fog. Luke made his decision to start after the creature, knowing the group are with him.
“Come, come!” The creature called in the distance.
R2, very upset, whistled a blue streak of protest.
“Stay here and watch after the camp, R2,” Luke instructed.
R2 beeped ever more frantically. But as Luke disappeared from view, the worried little droid grew quieter, and uttered a soft electronic sigh.
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While Luke was catching up to the others, Storm and the girls quickly raced through the swamp. The group stayed close to Storm, watching his tracks as he carefully crossed through the murky path. Eventually, Storm reached the spot where he saw the little creature sitting casually along a tree branch.
“Keeping to yourself, are you?” The creature smirked. “Something you like to share, you must.”
“Forgive my silence,” Storm bowed. “It’s just really great to see you again, master.”
“MASTER?!?!” The group shouted.
“SHH!!!” Storm hushed, looking around.
Storm seemed to be making sure that Luke wasn’t close by or anyone else in particular.
“You mean to tell us this little guy’s supposed to be the fabled Master Yoda?” Rainbow whispered harshly.
“A fable, I am not,” Yoda smirked. “Looks deceive you so and not very good habit, think not. Hmm?”
“But I don’t understand,” Twilight spoke, confused. “How come you didn’t say who you were before?”
“Asked not,” Yoda smiled.
“And… he said he wanted to see your reaction for himself,” Storm shrugged.
“What about Luke?” Spike asked. “When are we going to tell him the big secret.”
“Wait and see, we shall,” Yoda advised. “See what happens, we will.”
“Believe me when I say this,” Storm reassured. “If years of training have taught me anything, it’s that you ‘never’ question Master Yoda. He has his reasons.”
The group looked toward each other, with a look of uncertainty. But if Master Yoda had a plan in mind that involved Luke and considering they needed his help with certain matters to fix, they decided not to question either of their judgments. And not a moment too soon, as they could see Luke Skywalker’s figure slowly making his way to them.
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Back in the Millennium Falcon, 3PO whistled and beeped a strange dialect into the control panel in front of him. The control panel whistled back a few mystifying beeps.
“Oh, where is R2 when I need him?” 3PO muttered.
Han entered the hold area, kneeling along the floor near the control box.
“Sir, I don’t know where your learned to communicate,” 3PO spoke up. “But it has the most peculiar dialect. I believe, sir, it says that the power coupling on the negative axis has been polarized. I’m afraid you’ll have to replace it.”
“Well, of course I’ll have to replace it,” Han remarked.
He handed a wire coil toward Chewie, who was working near the ceiling.
“Here! And Chewie…”
Chewie brought his head back through the trap door in the ceiling and whined. Han glanced back at 3PO, then spoke quietly so only Chewie can hear.
“… I think we’re better replace the negative power coupling,” Han continued silently.
Leia finished welding the valves she has been working on and attempted to reengage the system by pulling a lever attached to the valve. It doesn’t budge. Han noticed her struggled and moved to help her. She rebuffed him.
“Hey, Your Worship,” Han argued. “I’m only trying to help.”
“Would you please stop calling me that?” Leia retorted, struggling.
But Han heard a new tone in her voice. He watched her pull on the lever.
“Sure, Leia.”
“Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes,” Leia groaned.
“I do, I really do,” Han replied, watching her. “You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I’m all right.”
She released the lever, rubbing her sore hand.
“Occasionally…” Leia admitted, slightly smiling. “… when you aren’t acting like a scoundrel.”
“Scoundrel?” Han chuckled. “Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.”
With that, Han took her hand and started massaging it.
“Stop that,” Leia snipped.
“Stop what?” Han asked.
“Stop ‘that’!” Leia flushed, confused. “My hands are dirty.”
“My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?”
“Afraid?” Leia remarked, looking in his eyes.
Han looked at her with a piercing look. He’s never looked more handsome, more dashing, more confident. He reached out slowly and took Leia’s hand again from where it’s resting on a console. He drew it toward him.
“You’re trembling,” Han observed.
“I’m not trembling,” Leia replied.
Then, with an irresistible combination of physical strength and emotional power, the space pirate drew Leia toward him… very slowly.
“You like me because I’m a scoundrel,” Han replied. “There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.”
Leia was now very close to Han. As she spoke, her voice became an excited whisper, a tone completely in opposition to her words.
“I happen to like nice men.”
“I’m a nice man.”
“No, you’re not. You’re…”
He kissed her now, with slow, hot lips. He took his time, as though he had forever, bending her body backward. She has never been kissed like this before; it almost made her faint. When he stopped, she regained her breath and tried to work up some indignation. Only to find it difficult to talk. Suddenly, Starkiller appeared in the doorway.
“3PO asked to inform you he’s isolated the reverse power flux coupling,” Starkiller informed.
Han turned slowly, icily, from their embrace.
“Thank you…” Han muttered. “Thank you very much.”
“You’re perfectly welcome,” Starkiller nodded.
The moment was officially spoiled. Han marched out past Starkiller, who turned and walked down another hallway leaving Princess Leia alone. When Starkiller was a good distance away, he released a sigh and clutched his chest, near his heart. A single tear threatened to escape his left eye, which he struggled to fight back.
“Sunset…” Starkiller spoke.
Ah. Right on time.
Still no Sunset?!
Alright. Another time perhaps.
Got to check on our heroes and friends.
And so we introduce our heroes to the Dagobah system. Where somewhere on this planet, they hope to find a legendary Jedi Master who Ben Kenobi himself recommended for the training they'd need to combat the Empire and restore peace to the galaxy. Only to realize that even when they do find who they are seeking for, they'll soon find there's bound to be more to learn than what they initially prepared for.
And in the meantime, Han Solo and the others (And reluctantly so, Starkiller) find themselves hiding in that asteroid while the Empire's still on the hunt for them. Some interesting development is taking shape during their current predicament, and not just the needed repairs in the ship.
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Not just yet, Doc. We're saving another Sunset Shimmer scene for much, much later.
In his defense, a few decades in meditative isolation/exile will do that to anyone.
The Riddler: "What are we waiting for? Let's get this done already!"
Two-Face: "No, no. We need to do this right. He needs to face justice."
The Penguin: "This son of a bitch killed FIFTY of our men!"
The Riddler: "I say we finish him before he wakes up. He's too dangerous!"
Two-Face: "We've got a hundred guns trained on him. He's going nowhere."
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Yes, time has its ways. Storm would never have guessed that even Yoda would still be alive after all this time.
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Arkham Knight reference. When we get to play the first person mode as The Joker, with that rather sick gun of his.
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Yeah, with all these references I’m making as the Joker, as a nod of respect to Mark Hamill, of course, it got me thinking to that scene when Bruce Wayne gets a dose of Scarecrow’s fear toxin.
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I know good things comes to those who wait. But…what’s the ETA for this next chapter of when we can check in on Sunset’s spirit quest?
What am I doing?!
I gotta realign my focus! 🧘♂️
This isn’t just about Sunset Shimmer. There’s the matter of Darth Vader and Luke…and by my extension, Luna.
Hmmm. Both Luke and Luna have “LU” in the name. I wonder…
Wait. I forgot. I'm scared of the dark!
Dark Side: "Do it, Doc."
Light Side: "NO! Don't make me do it."
Dark Side: "It's your job."
Light Side: "I'm not paid enough to do it."
Dark Side: "Do it for Spike."
Light Side: "It's not worth it! They don't even approve."
Dark Side: "Do it!"
Light Side: "No I can't!"
Dark Side: "Yes you can!"
Light Side: "No I can't!"
Dark Side: "Yes you can!"
Me: "OK!! Knock it off already! Sheesh...I talked myself into this..."
First encounter with Yoda, reached, we have!
Ha heheheh.
Meanwhile, back in Discord's Movie Theater
*Disc Scratch*
Me: (My Dark Side took over) "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! What's the matter with you fools, huh?! Did you just called Spike a girl too?! Or have you forgotten the fact that he's just a boy, like some of us in the audience here?! Is that your major malfunction, huh? Neglecting and making Spike's life even more difficult than it already needs to be after Rarity broke his little heart to marry Erik and ride off into the Sunset?! Is this all just to make a mockery out of ME?! If you ever do that to poor Spike one more time, I'm gonna–"
Rain Shine: "Calm down, PhD. You're going to have a panic attack!"
Me: (With red eyes) "I. AM. CALM!!!!" (And then I exploded, and was covered in soots, with Rain Shine consoling me)
Rain Shine: "There there."
Random Dude: (To me) "Whoa...you've got...some serious issues for a little dragon there."
Next>>>
At least Storm Shield landed carefully, unlike a former farmer from Tatooine.
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R2: No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!
(KERSPLASH)
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Get a room you two...
*Snickers* Boy do I love ticking him off.
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Well to be fair, this was Luke's first flight to the Dagobah system. He had no idea what he was getting into.
Ohh, that Yoda, he never stop making me smile. Come to think of it, he is like a wise funny grandfather.
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That is one description that best suits a character of Yoda's... well, 'character'. It is no wonder why he is considered a fan favorite amongst the Star Wars community.
Sweet chapter
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Thank you. Just applied the finishing touches earlier this morning.
Never get tired of watching that scene.
Never question Yoda rainbow. Never.
One of the good things of the Star Wars universe is the variety of planets, in which you can find all kinds of species and planets, although Dagobah isn't exactly the most hospitable.
After a "Jaws" style scare (which could have ended badly if R2 wasn't a robot), the group has finally found Yoda. You can tell that Storm knows him, because it is true that you should not question Yoda, no matter how strange his way of being. Let's hope so that many years just haven't affected the poor Jedi master.
It seems that the relationship between Han and Leia has changed a lot since the Death Star, and now we see the romance. Starkiller, however, doesn't seem to enjoy what he sees, as he reminds her of his lost love. And speaking of this, it's seen that Seraphina and Vader do not have a "good" relationship, or maybe Vader has just given her a warning that he will not tolerate her impulsiveness or her lack of respect towards him. There seems to be another surprise coming that involving both Sith. Hope it's exciting.
Dont give up Galen, there is still hope for her.
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True. And like his father, he crashed his ship.
Though to be fair, Luke only crashed once and Anakin crashed like, a lot.
I can imagine Rarity is having to hold complaints to herself very firmly in a place like Dagobah.
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Dagobah... not exactly the place I'd ever want to go to. But the only place they have hope in finding Yoda, whom Storm too shares quite a bit of history with. Though to 'what' end, remains undetermined at this time.
Indeed this is the movie where Han and Leia slowly start to change their feelings toward one another, sparking a romance between them. Yet a tough scene for Starkiller to bear, as it only serves to remind him of what he can 'never' have right now. Seems there's a bit of tension between Seraphina and Vader or perhaps they ar treating this manner as strictly business and nothing further.
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You can almost imagine that she's desperately 'trying'. But this place is not somewhere I'd go for a 'clean' getaway.
It's good they found Yoda, even though Luke has to figure it out for himself. He always fascinated me, his species. In Mandalorian that baby was actually already 50 years old. Makes you truly wonder how old Yoda really is and what the galaxy was like when he was born and such all that time ago.
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According to one of the old movies, Yoda was around 900 years old at the time of his death. It's not enough to determine if that's how old his species can live up to. But it's more than enough to suggest that he and his kind can live longer than the average length of a human being.
R2-D2: No No No No No Nooo!
F***********************CK!!!!!!
Announcer: Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom-
Luke: Not now!
Announcer: Ok.
Three unique adventures are happening right now, and soon they will converge!
The adventure continues!
Aww, poor Starkiller...
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Yeah poor guy. He has it far more rough than anyone realizes. Yet most of the group only see him as just another Sith Lord.
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They should strive to see the good in everyone! Like Fluttershy with Discord!
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After I had a double aspirin with an antacid chaser.
Me: "Ok. I think...I'm ok now."
Random Dude: "Seriously, brah. What is with you and that dragon? What is about him that makes ya worked up like a wipeout, man?"
Me: "I was just speaking from a parental point of view...kinda way. I like the little dude–Ahem. Dragon. I like the young dragon, okay? I see myself in him and I think he's got potentials. And I want him to realize that potential. Not in a way like Palpatine, or like Darth Vader, mind you. But like Ben Kenobi and Yoda to Luke. And Ben Parker to Peter Parker. Bruce Wayne to Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, and Damanian Wayne. And even Mr. Miyagi to Daniel LaRusso."
Mina: "Ok, Doc. I think they all get it. Can we just carry on with the Cinematic Adventure? Everybody's rooting for our friends to kick the Empire's butt, beat the Dazzlings, Sunset Shimmer to beat her inner demon and regain control of herself, and what happens to Princess Luna and the...Nightmare Knights..."
Apple Bloom: (Whispering to me) "What's on Dagobah?"
Me: "In a nutshell, it's a jungle. The entire planet is green for life and a whole planet of jungles."
Daring Do: "Hmm. Sounds like my kinda place."
Zecora: "Hmmm. If I am to consider moving, then this Dagobah might be grooving..."
Discord's Cut
The Rainbooms and their Shadowb-Bolt Mandalorians included, with Puppy Spike, M.O.N.D.A.Y., and Juniper Montage were all sleeping on the floor, and still doing a good job of hiding themselves in plain sight...much like their friend, Wallflower Blush, who has gone AWOL.
Me: (Miffed) "Not you too, Twilight..."
Discord's Cut
Sci-Fi Twi: "You heard her, girls." (Puppy Spike clears his throat) "And boys."
Me: "AAAAAAAANNNDD...he talks funny. Familiar, but funny."
Discord's Cut
Discord: "Oh, it's never a good sign when the light is flashing red..."
Discord's Cut
Pinkamena Diana Pie: (The only one laughing) "Raise your arms, Butterfly! It's a lot more fun when you raise your arms like this! HA HA HA!!!"
Suddenly, the door next to her opens up, and she was sucked right out of the ship, with the Bashful Butterfly in tow.
Sci-Fi Twi: "PINKIE! FLUTTERSHY!!"
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy: "Yes?"
Fortunately, a parachute opens up.
Pinkamena Diana Pie: "We can fly!"
What fox?
It's fog!
Discord's Cuts
Kellogg: "Actually, it's rather more like second base to us." (Her fellow Equestria Girls, Spike, and Monday, exchange random agreements)
Equestria Girls
Vignette Valencia: "Oh bother. He's a goner."
Gloriosa Daisy: "Vignette!"
Vignette Valencia: "What? It's true. Waters and machines don't mix."
EQG Scootaloo: "Well, not this machine."
Discord's Movie Theater
The audience: "Phew!"
Time Turner a.k.a the REAL Doctor Whooves: "Great wickering stallions."
Equestria Girls
EQG Scootaloo: "See? I told you doesn't short-circuit that easily."
Scootaloo: "Uh. What is that?"
Equestria Girls
EQG Apple Bloom: "Uh, Scootaloo? You're the Star Wars fan. What's that?"
EQG Scootaloo: "Oh, just a dragonsnake."
The Audience: "JUST A DRAGONSNAKE?!"
The CMCs: "NOOOO!!!!"
Gilda: "Welp. Rest in peace. It was nice knowing him."
Me: *GASPS* (Sees Scrooge McDuck in Spike's place)
"A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM" – Scrooge McDuck
Me: [In my thoughts] 'CURSE MY INNER DISNEY CHRONICLER!'
Both Scootaloos: "RAINBOW DASH!!!"
Discord's Cut
Close by, Skittles a.k.a. EQG Rainbow Dash felt a little flushed herself, due to her counterpart being in the water.
Discord's Cut
Skittles: "Phew! That was a horrible...experience..."
Discord's Cut
Pinkamena Diana Pie: (Flies by on her parachute, with the Bashful Butterfly and dressed up like Steve Irwin) "Oi, mates and sheilas. This be like home sweet home, without the gators. Crikey!"
Discord's Cut
Meanwhile, not too far behind, the Equestria Girls, Puppy Spike, and Monday, all grouped themselves into a huddle.
Sugarcoat: (Whispers) "Good thing we've camped out here for the last three years or so..."
Sunny Flare: "And yet, we've aged quite...beautifully. Maybe it's the air on this planet that is doing wonders for my complexion."
Both Theaters
Audience: "It's only been a day!"
Discord's Cut
Sci-Fi Twi: "But at least we're all safe here. For now..."
Juniper Montage: "Still, I can't help but worry about Wallflower...I hope she doesn't do anything reckless, or stupid..."
Sci-Fi Twi: "She'll be fine...I hope. It's Sunset I'm more worried about now..."
Speaking of whom...
Wallflower Blush's Cut
Slinking out of the shuttle, still draped in her cloak, with a piece of the fabric wrapped over her face, is the green "invisible" Jedi Padawan, who follows closely behind Darth Seraphina, undetected.
Wallflower Blush
Using her invisibility gift and curse to great affect, Wallflower followed the Sith Lord of her former friend (and crush), close behind.
Gallus: (Holds Silverstream close) "Yeesh. Someone's had a bad hair day..."
Me: "I hate to say it, but I can actually relate with her...about the 'waiting'...on cliffhangers."
Wallflower Blush's Cut
Being ever so invisible – hiding in plain sight – Wallflower followed close behind.
Smolder: "Nobody asked you bub."
Both Theaters
The Audience: "Ooh!"
Me: (Putting an arm around Rain Shine) "They look cozy together."
Me: 🤦
Silverstream: "Y'know. The more I think about it, Galen's not so much of a bad guy at all. I mean, sure he did kidnapped Sunset and all. But...he was trying to return her to our friends, right? He never meant to lose her to the dark side. It's that Darth Vader and his Emperor who are to blame!"
Ocellus: "They remind me of Queen Chrysalis, back when she was still in control of our hives. Y'know, how it's always one turn after another, to play tricks with other creatures' minds, until they're completely fooled and...practically under your control?"
Yona: "Yona not like the Empire. They're mean, and liars! And they stole one of our classmates from Hogwarts and TRICKED HER INTO HUNTING HEADMASTER TWILIGHT AND FRIENDS!"
Starswirl the Bearded: (Looks solemnly) "Yes. That is quite the conundrum, little ones. The forces of darkness are tricky. It has always been their pleasure to toy with our fears and negative emotions, turning it into rage, to easily seduce us to their cause. Believe me...I know..." (Thought shamefully about how he and the Pillars have once mistreated and misunderstood Stygian)
Somnambula: "Let us us hope, that by the end of this adventure, our friends can break Sunset free from the darkness. And defeat the Empire, together."
Princess Celestia: (Looks down at her sister's unconscious form) "Luna...if you can hear me. Please be okay. And if you can...watch over my son and friends."
Nightmare Knights Cut
Princess Luna: "Worry not, sister. As of now, I sense your son and the others have met up with a very old teacher of mine and Ani..."
Stygian: "Huh? You say something?"
Princess Luna: "Oh! Uh...sorry. It's just...well, even in this accursed orb, I can still hear my sister sending me her prayers. She wants to know where Twilight and the others are."
Stygian: "And...are they alright?"
Trixie: "Who cares about them? What about us?! We've crash landed in a city that's floating a 1,000 hooves in the air!"
Princess Luna: "60,000 kilometer."
Trixie: "Whatever. We're out on the streets, and we're being hunted like outlaws, by the Empire! You see this?" (Reached into her hat and pulls out a mugshot of herself and the other knights, on wanted posters)
Tempest Shadow: "Well, they captured our good side."
Trixie: "Good side? Good side?! They didn't get my nose right!" (Points to show they've crudely drawn her nose to be like Pinocchio's)
Both Theaters
The Audience: LOL
Nightmare Knights
Tempest Shadow: "Anyway, as much as I'd hate to say it...Trixie's right...We can't go on like this. We're starving. We need a place to sleep. And the sooner, the better, we need a ship. Something that can get us off this city and away from the Empire before they find us."
Capper Dapperpaw: "And if we're going to do all that...we need money. And I'm no banker, but I doubt the currency of our world can...pay the goods in this galaxy."
Trixie: "No worries! I, the Great and Powerful TRIXIE shall work up a magic show that will bring in the crowd!"
Capper Dapperpaw: "And I will bring in the crowd!"
Tempest Shadow: "And...I'll be the guard."
Stygian: "Sounds beneficial. Let's do it then." (The Knights proceed to get things set up, while Stygian was left with Luna) "By the way, princess. If you don't mind me asking...what's your story with this...Anakin?"
Princess Luna: "Huh?"
Stygian: "Well, even before we left the theater, I can't help but notice how you've been referring to Darth Vader as this...Anakin. It sounds to me you have quite the history with him."
Princess Luna: "We were kids together. Or, at least I was, growing up with Celestia, when we were foals, under Starswirl's tutelage, and always trying to outdo magic with one another. At one point, I attempted a portal spell, and I fell in through different times and space, until...I ended up on Tatooine, where I met Anakin when he was just 9 years old. I was lost. I didn't know how to open the portal back to Equestria, so...Ani and his mom invited me into their house. And since then, we grew up to be like brother and sister." (Smiles in nostalgia)
Stygian: "Wow! Sounds to me you two have quite the kinship together!"
Princess Luna: "Anakin was easy to talk to...back then. I guess, in a way, he's like the brother I've always wanted, but never had. He and I understand each other in ways that not even Celestia or Starswirl could. And at some point, Celestia and Starswirl found me and took me home. But I always kept coming back to visit Ani, from time to time. At the Jedi Academy, we even threw a late night party and sang together...we got into a lot of trouble with the masters then. Hehehe. I remember how stressful Master Yoda was."
Stygian: "So...hope you don't mind my asking. But what happened?"
Princess Luna: (Looks sadly) "Well...
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Princess Celestia: (Regretful) "Oh Luna..."
Mina: "Ooh! Luna and Anakin threw a party together?"
Me: "This story of Luna's chemistry with Anakin gets juicer and juicer by the seconds."
But the movie cuts to Princess Twilight and friends.
Sweetie Belle: "OH C'MON!"
Next>>
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Gilda: "Yeah. 'Not winging it' isn't exactly something Dash and I would do..."
Mr. Shy: "So what is it the both of you actually do?"
Gilda: "What else? Kick names and take ass!"
Most of the audience and staff members: "WHOA! Hey, language!" (Cheese Sandwich had to cover his son's ears)
Gabby: "Gilda!"
Gilda: "Oh, right. I mean, we kick ass and take–"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Kick ass?! Kick ass?! I'll have you know that we donkeys take that as a personal offense to our good name!"
Gilda: "Uh, yeesh. Sorry there, grandpa."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That's MR. Jack to you, griffin girl!"
SIlverstream: "Did somebody say, Gryffin-Girl?!" (Does the cheerleading chant for Sunset Shimmer) "Go, go, Gryffin-Girl! Go, go, Gryffin–"
Me: "NOT YET, CHEERLEADERS!"
Me: "Has it ever spilled any juicy gossips before? That's my question for you sir!" [Mentally speaking] "I hope Satele Shan can get Sunset back to her senses fast. I really don't want to see Darth Seraphina and Twilight going at each other and risk cutting themselves to ribbons..."
Starswirl the Bearded: (Chuckles) "Well I'll be...after all these years, I thought I'd never see that face of his again..." (Princess Celestia nods in agreement and sighs to her unconscious sister)
Rockhoof: "Oy! You actually know that creature?"
Starswirl the Bearded: "Mmmm. Celestia and I might've met him once, when we were getting Luna back..."
Me: (Shaking my head in amusement) "You would think he'd know a thing or two about etiquettes. Especially if he's going to eat someone else's food..." (Mina nods in agreement)
Sweetie Belle: (Laughs next to Erik and his companions) "He's kinda funny!"
Me: "I've got my money on the green guy."
Gilda: "Ugh. Leave it to the pink cotton candy to make a joke out of things..."
Cheese Sandwich: "Hey! That pink cotton candy is my wife..."
Equestria Girls
The CMCs: "Oh Pinkie." (Laughing)
Vignette Valencia: "She is an odd one, isn't she?"
Me: *Whistles casually*
Princess Celestia: *Sighs* "Storm...you and I are going to have a seriously long talk..."
It's FOG! F-O-G! Fog.
AND BOYS! Counting SPIKE and his puppy counterpart. They're both BOYS, like Storm Shield is! Yeesh. Do I have to remind everyone of Spike's presence every single time?
I'm being punished, aren't I? All I asked was for Spike to get his big break in the Cinematic Adventures in the Karate Kid Trilogy. Is that too much to ask? It's not like it's gonna kill you...
Both theaters
The Audience: "MASTER?!?"
Discord's Cut
Equestria Girls, except Sugarcoat: "MASTER?!?"
Sugarcoat: "Is there an echo?"
Spike and Puppy Spike: (Imitating Scooby-Doo) "Aroo?!" (M.O.N.D.A.Y. beeps with exclamation marks in her eyes)
Discord's Cut
Hiding out from his crazy ex-girlfriend, Discord pulled his hood down, looks at the audience, bouncing his eyebrows and grins.
Discord: "And an acquaintance of mine. Drapes his hood over his head."
Me: "He's kinda like Rafiki from The Lion King." [In my head]: "Aw...they didn't even use my quote suggestion to have Pinkie Pie make a Sesame Street reference to Grover and Yoda..."
Captain Celaeno: "Impressed?"
Me: "I think he's a bigger troll than Discord."
Everybody: "Ooh!"
Me: "...I guess he's more hurt than he appears to be..."
Stellar Flare: "Yes, well...I still don't approve of him for kidnapping my daughter!"
Sunburst: "Ditto."
Meanwhile, on the Devastator
Aria Blaze: "ARGH! How much longer do we have to kiss up to that SUNSET SHIMMER?!"
Adagio and Sonata: "Seraphina."
Aria Blaze: "Whatever! I kinda liked her better when she was our prisoner and not all HIGH and MIGHTY. I mean, who died and made her our leader?"
Adagio Dazzle: "As much as I hate–Ow..." (Winces as she struggles to remove her smashed helmet, while treating her bruised face, courtesy of Skittles) "Darth Seraphina is important to the plan of ours! We need her if we're going to kill Princess Twilight and her meddling friends! And once they're out, THEN we can be rid of her."
Sonata Dusk: "You mean we're going to backstab her? I like that!"
Aria Blaze: "Ugh...we've been planning to BACKSTAB her for a long TIME Sonata!"
Sonta Dusk: "We have?"
Aria Blaze: "Ugh...the sooner we get this done, the better. Because for the last three years, I've been losing my mind to hear her ranting on and on about..." (Mocking Sunset Shimmer's voice) "'Kill Twilight this! Kill Twilight that! Is Twilight here yet?' Blah blah blah blah!" (Pulls her hair) "ARRRGH! I'm gonna explode!"
Adagio Dazzle: "And have you forgotten that it's her anger that's nourishment for us?" (Points to their fixed pendant that's been absorbing the Dark Side of the Force) "Think about it. The longer we keep her like this, the stronger we'll become."
Princess Eris: "How right you are, my lovely ladies..." (Walks into the room) "So...I hear you've handled yourself well, on Hoth."
Aria Blaze: "We ran into our old friends...Princess Twilight and...I think the Rainbooms, though I might've been seeing doubles, but we got the goods."
Sonata Dusk: "And that quiet and cowardly one beat the living daylight out of me!"
Aria Blaze: "And all because you kicked a dog...Ha! You're the worst Sonata."
Sonata Dusk: (Huff) "Oh yeah? Well you're no better since you've got your ass kicked by that same quiet and cowardly girl!"
Adagio Dazzle: "Will you two BE QUIET?!" (Composes herself and bowed) "Anyway, Princess Eris. What brings you here?"
Princess Eris: "I, being one of the Emperor's Reach, personally came to check on your progress on our other...asset?"
Adagio Dazzle: "We're still working on it. Though, I doubt any living creature would still be alive, after being encased in...carbonite for so long."
Princess Eris: "My cousin Discord was encased in stone for more than a thousand years or so. And last I hear, Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Tirek, were recently broken free from their stone prison and are still at large. So you see, not everything's impossible."
Adagio Dazzle: "If you say so, Princess Eris..."
Sonata Dusk: "SO! How's Palpatine doing? Has he gotten a tan? Or has he grown anymore wrinkles? Looking at him makes me think about raisins. And when I think about raisins, I think about muffins. And when I think about muffins–"
Aria and Adagio: "You think about tacos. We know..."
Sonata Dusk: "What? I'm hungry! And I want tacos."
Adagio Dazzle: "Ugh! Give me strength..."
Princess Eris: "Anyway...I think I'll be taking my leave then. Keep us posted." (Leaves with the Dazzlings saluting. Eris walks through the halls of the ship, before she meets up with Cosmos) "So...how'd it go? Do you have it?"
Cosmos: "I had to slit a few throats. But I got it! Heehehehe!" (Holds up a very scary looking mask)
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I was hoping that you would get the Ducktales reference.
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Would you believe if I said we're 'saving' that reference for later?
This is a fun chapter, nice to see the others acquainted with Yoda... and now, for the Family Guy references... again, don't take these scenes seriously, I'm just doing these for fun...
Pinkie: Oh, you better hurry up and land! I've been having pee dreams for the last half hour!
Applejack: (looks a little grossed out) I did not need to know that.
LATER...
Storm Shield: (somehow wearing an Ipod with earbuds) Oh! Sorry, that's me, I was still using an electronic device. (turns off device)
Luke: (smiles) Okay, that's much better, now I can see the swamp.
(Beat)
Luke/The Ponies/Dragon: THE SWAMP?!!!
Spike: Thank Celestia for these airbags!
LATER...
(She noticed Darth Vader talking to his cleaning lady as he was handing over a spray bottle, giving a sigh)
Darth Vader: All right, look, it's not Windex, but it's just as good. It's the store brand.
Consuela: No, no, it-it leave a film.
Vader: I don't care about the film, okay, just use it!
Consuela: No, no, I no can clean...
Vader: (groans) Shit...
Seraphina: Pardon me, Lord Vader, but there is something bothering me!
Vader: (turns to Seraphina, giving a sigh of relief) How may I help you, Seraphina?
Seraphina: In case you haven't noticed, I didn't get the blood of Twilight Sparkle on my lightsaber!
Vader: (sighs)
Before Darth could answer, all three of them heard a phone ring. Vader picked it up.
Vader: Hello?
Consuela: Mr. Darth Vader, I-
Vader: Oh, y-yes sir! (Shush) It's the Emperor.
Seraphina: Yeah, keep quiet!
Consuela: Oh, uh, tell him I no can do Friday-
Vader: Okay, okay, sir, I-
Seraphina: Excuse me, I'm trying to-
(All three tried to talk over at the same time as Vader sighed as he shook his head.)
Vader: I'm sorry, I can't hear you... you said you want Seraphin- what? I can't hear you, I'll bring Seraphina with me and we'll call you from the kneepad- WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU ON THE KNEEPAD! (grabs Seraphina and drags her with him as Consuela is still talking.)
Yay! They met him and now they’re definitely be learning from the master.
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Oh yes, they should have plenty to learn. And a good thing too, the Empire's on the hunt for their friends and they intend to do away with them as payback for their part in the war.
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(taps fingers impatiently) Are we ever going to find out why you are still alive? I saw Daybreaker blow you up! At least with Grievie...
Grievous: (anger mark) It's Grievous!)
Me: (ignoring) ...we found out how he's still alive. You are still a mystery to me, ya buzzard!
Countdown to Chaos: 6