It would be funny this entire time they think he’s Erect yet he’s completely flaccid and when They finally bring it to his attention he’s like no this is my erection doubles in size

You charge up a binding spell and fire it at the monster… just as it says, “Hello, please don’t be…” the magic hits it.

Why tf she did that?

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...I mean, choosing a binding spell rather than a blasting one already shows a fair bit of restraint. How many humans would target a “monster” out of nowhere with a net if they could reach for a shotgun instead?