Anon is called over to Fluttershy's cottage to do some handiwork. He's a bit surprised when Mrs. Shy answers and treats him to some friendly conversation and cookies. He'll be even more surprised when he finds out what he was hired for.
This entire short chapter is just waves of "wtf am I reading?!" as I snort-laugh.
Fluttershy was shaking with dumbfounded, stupefied rage, slowly turning back to look at Anon for some response. If she was expecting anything other than a troll, she would be highly disappointed. “I dunno yellowquiet… me and you? Eh, I mean, let’s be honest here, Fluttershy, you’re like… three out of ten at best.”
What even are both of these endings?
If Fluttershy is a 3/10 to this guy, than a 10/10 must the biggest douchebag of a dyke that I have ever met.
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Ajahhahaha aammmen!
But he was just trollish.. aka lying
Holy shit, why is this so funny
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It really
This entire short chapter is just waves of "wtf am I reading?!" as I snort-laugh.
yellowquiet
[snort-laugh intensifies]
It's not that the bed is covered in unmentionable excretions, just that we don't know whose excretions they are!