And with that, Esle Ynopemos became a clop writer, never to be heard from in decent circles again.
In all seriousness, though, this was an idea that just would not leave me alone while I was trying to work on a more... Legitimate? Family-friendly? Not-pony-sex-ish? ...piece I was working on. How often I update this will depend on how easily distracted I am from that project.
Egads, Twinkie is like one of my least favorite ships ever, and I make it my first published sex scene? What the hay is wrong with me?
1007608 It gets worse! Chapter 2 is going to be one of my other least-favorite ships. It's almost like I'm punishing myself for writing clop by making it about my least favorite pairings!
The worst part is that I don't think of it as Zecora writing, but as some warped X-rated Dr Seuss book, printed on demand by a secretive publisher and sold in brown paper bags!
And with that, Esle Ynopemos became a clop writer, never to be heard from in decent circles again.
In all seriousness, though, this was an idea that just would not leave me alone while I was trying to work on a more... Legitimate? Family-friendly? Not-pony-sex-ish? ...piece I was working on. How often I update this will depend on how easily distracted I am from that project.
Egads, Twinkie is like one of my least favorite ships ever, and I make it my first published sex scene? What the hay is wrong with me?
Pretty good.
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Actually, that was completely hilarious. I totally read it in Zecora's voice.
liked and favorited, i must see how it ends
i think rhyming clop might be a new trend!
reading that in zecoras voice is hilarious
Oh my, this certainly is interesting. Never have I seen a clop in rhyme.
I can't not read it in Zecora's voice. Which makes it all the funnier. Well played.
Not a bad idea, and actually well-written. Very much enjoyed this, good sir
Tracking this with great interest!
Bravo!
rhyming clop
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and yet I still enjoyed reading it
you're like the dr suess of clopfics
I havn't read this yet but im going to later. I send the link to my friend that is a 50/50 brony but he loves Zecora.
By god it's like Dr. Suess decided to make porn. It's surprisingly awesome.
I'm not gonna fave, But have a thumbs up and a moustache
I could not contain my laughter~
Well done good sir!
Well written. Very good.
God this is awesome im totally following this
So enjoying this. The rhyming just makes it.
950247 lol.... Twinkie. I like Twinkies, but not the Twi Pinkie
1007608 It gets worse! Chapter 2 is going to be one of my other least-favorite ships. It's almost like I'm punishing myself for writing clop by making it about my least favorite pairings!
The worst part is that I don't think of it as Zecora writing, but as some warped X-rated Dr Seuss book, printed on demand by a secretive publisher and sold in brown paper bags!
Please continue.
950247 there are no more twinkies left because Tallahassee ate the last one
PLEASE tell me Spike is going to get laid in Rarity's chapter.
Couldn't stop reading it like a Dr. Suess book, which made iit funny and hot.
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That's it, new head-canon. Zecora writes erotic fiction.
read it aloud. Anyone want soundcloud link?
hells yeah!
Is it weird that I read in the voice of black dynamites bullhorn
Now I cannot stop talking in rhyme.
And I know it won't stop till five hours time.
I'll be honest I only showed beacuse I thought it would be bad. Clop in rhyme? Impossible! Yet here it is. But was laughing to hard. This is amazing
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