All I can say is that if you're going to write a story about butt sex and we do not at least get a guest cameo by convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover I will be highly disappointed.
I dunno if this is up my alley, but you’ve usually got pretty good intuition about these things. I feel my colleagues will agree when I say that “Preparation H” feels good, on the whole.
Not my kind of thing (I prefer the other part of the butt), so I won't read or downvote, but I do like the picture. (I hope her shorts are at least damp with sweat)
9074005 *stand up straighter* Sir! I am a 929 year old draconequus that has seen quite a bit of the world! Unless you can honestly call yourself at least 200 years older and just as traveled and experienced, I suggest you redact your calling me a "child"! And speaking of children, I call it childish to use the excuse of "who smelt it, dealt it" to accuse me of the one who broke the subtlety here. I would once again point out to you the giant moth currently dancing over its remains as the true culprit. If you continue to insist on it being that I am the guilty culprit with such a flimsy set of evidence, then I will be forced to seek satisfaction. I hope this puts an end to this unnecessary discussion, that sprung up from a simple observation.
So a medical college offering people to have butt sex with someone else who hasn't done it?
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
Could I do Pinkie?
You had me at "Great and Powerful Anus".
All I can say is that if you're going to write a story about butt sex and we do not at least get a guest cameo by convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover I will be highly disappointed.
I'm just gonna save that picture of pinkie for... later use.
9072417
I completely agree
9072410
Wait, you mean that thing smashed and broken and scattered all over the front lawn?
I dunno if this is up my alley, but you’ve usually got pretty good intuition about these things. I feel my colleagues will agree when I say that “Preparation H” feels good, on the whole.
Not my kind of thing (I prefer the other part of the butt), so I won't read or downvote, but I do like the picture. (I hope her shorts are at least damp with sweat)
Okay, this looks like it should be fun.
9072863
I was under the impression it was Moth who smashed subtlety all over the lawn, seeing as this isn't my story
well, this should be a fun distraction. onto the list you go.
9072417
I have always chosen to believe that CSAR Ben Dover was the mystery man in "One Warm Spring Afternoon."
What if one of those EQ girls have been addicted to anal sex?
9074005
*stand up straighter* Sir! I am a 929 year old draconequus that has seen quite a bit of the world! Unless you can honestly call yourself at least 200 years older and just as traveled and experienced, I suggest you redact your calling me a "child"! And speaking of children, I call it childish to use the excuse of "who smelt it, dealt it" to accuse me of the one who broke the subtlety here. I would once again point out to you the giant moth currently dancing over its remains as the true culprit. If you continue to insist on it being that I am the guilty culprit with such a flimsy set of evidence, then I will be forced to seek satisfaction. I hope this puts an end to this unnecessary discussion, that sprung up from a simple observation.
9074005
9074404
Enough. Both of you, separate corners.
9074609
Aye sir, sorry for the disturbance