Green M&M's? Just use Viagra

Hands up if you envy this Porthos guy. *raises hand*

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For what? An awkward and unsatisfying sexual encounter he only did for a quick payoff?

The only upside to what happened there, for either of them, is the $500. If one partner has no sex drive whatsoever, nobody's coming out of there satisfied. This was a case of a playful girl willing to do a kinky thing for money and science, and a boring, sexless dude who would probably have rather been on Wheel of Fortune than in that clinic.

There's absolutely nothing to envy about Porthos, because he doesn't have enough spunk in the trunk to CARE about what he just got. Which made this chapter honestly a lot harder to write than it should have been.

Now, next time, we get some normal, healthy libidos at play, and a little exploration of a different kink...

How about doing one where you have a shy guy who's inexperienced and is only there because his older brother thought it might help him come out of his shell and have him partnered up with someone, for example, Sunset, Applejack or Rainbow who would be more experienced?.

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Sure he's about as interesting and motivated as a wet dishrag, but he got to take Pinkie's anal virginity. Too bad Pinkie didn't get much satisfaction out of it.

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I don't take requests or suggestions for this kind of thing.

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Science is not always exciting, and sometimes, it's literally watching mold grow. Or the equivalent buttsex.

I'm actually kinda relieved it wasn't a three-ring butt circus, it's one kind of sex you don't want to screw up on the first time, both in ruining the experience for you or your partner for doing it again, or literally screwing it up and and leaving one or both of you with some painful reminders. That'd have been a REAL party pooper.

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Exactly. Science doesn't necessarily make for exciting porn, but you never know...

Anyway, we'll be seeing pairs who are more comfortable with each other, who have a less frustrating experience, who do other things besides the Butt Stuffin' Shuffle...when there are sparks, there's fire. :)