Holy Celestia that was a lot to unpack. It'd take a while for her to sort through all that-
"Uh, hello?" Prancey said, waving her hoof in front of Twilight's face. "It's been a second! What's your name?"
"Twilight!" Twilight said without thinking. Wait, names might be dangerous... "Twilight, uh... Glimmer!" Verrry creative...
"Oh cool! Welcome to Pebbleton!"
"Uh, yeah, thanks!" Names, organize the names... Key, Zen, Frog, Josh, Afizah, Eris, Wolf, Duke, Darkus of the random food, and Nizzy...
"Oh come on, out of the grass there! No need to hide!" Prancey tugged on Twilight, pulling her out of the grass and into the open. She spread her wings out of a reflex, trying to back up but failing. Prancey gasped at what she saw - causing the entire town to turn and look, save Diorite, who remained fast asleep.
"Oh, uh..." Twilight looked down at the artifact. "Yeah, uh, I'm lost, something has placed me here against my will and stuck this artifact to my chest that tells me things. Or a lot of voices tell me things. It's not dangerous, probably, I really don't know. It's very confusing. Uh..." Yeah that wasn't confusing at all thanks for the idea, Zen.
Prancey blinked. "Oh. There's an eye thing there. Hadn't noticed. Weird."
"Then what...?"
"The wings! Unicorns don't have wings! What are you?"
"Uh... An alicorn?" Twilight was a bit taken aback, nopony ever called her out for being an alicorn.
Prancey blinked. "...Wow, you really aren't from around here are you? Don't worry, Prancey here's got you covered! I can tell you literally aaaaaaaaanything you want to know!" She looked around at all the townsponies staring at them. "But first let's go somewhere more private. Extreme case of NOSY MUSSLES going around!"
A brown and white earth pony shook her hoof at Prancey. "Shut it! We can look at what we darn well please!"
"Yeeeeeeeah," Prancey rolled her eyes. "Let's go to the inn, there's drink and less out-in-the-openness. Plus, who knows what could happen there?" She gave a playful wink. "Come on, bring your voices with you!"
Twilight blinked. "Uh... Okay." She walked after Prancey, still a little baffled from the whole experience, still trying to sift through the new dump of information. Being deep in her thoughts, she walked facefirst into the door. "Ow..."
Prancey giggled, opening it for her. "Got a lot on your mind?"
"You... Don't know the half of it."
The tavern was a small, wooden building with four tables and a bar inside. There were stairs leading to a second floor, and an unlit fireplace on the opposite wall. At the bar stood a blue unicorn stallion with the most boring expression imaginable. "Prancey, you know I don't allow you to bring in-"
Prancey interrupted. "Page, boss, page, my man, if I was into this purple thing here, I'd sneak through the back window and you'd never know I was here. Or I'd drug you. Or I'd convince you to take the night off and let me run the place for a while. This poor mare's just lost, and needs to get back on her feet!"
"Uh, yeah," Twilight confirmed, looking at Prancey. Drug him? "I'm Twilight... Glimmer."
"You have wings." Page noted.
"Yes. Yes I do. I'm an alicorn."
"...Think I could get away with charging her double?"
Prancey facehooved. "Page! I'm paying for her! She doesn't have money! Do you see any saddlebags on her?"
"No. But you never know with a unicorn." He blinked slowly, turning to walk out the back. "You take the counter then."
"Oooooo-kay!" Prancey leaped behind the counter and produced a drink from beneath it, chugging it. "So, you like blueberry wine?"
Twilight blinked. "I generally don't have alcoholic... anything really. Unless it was this cider a friend of mine made."
Prancey gasped. "You don't!? Wow. You're something special. I don't think we have cider but lemme check..." She began to rummage through the cupboards and pantries, looking for a single drop of the elusive drink. "Yoo-hoo, cider..."
As she looked, Twilight sat at a stool and thought through things. With the most recent dump of information, she was certain the voices really didn't know much more than she did, if anything. If they were humans like that one had said, they lived in a world similar to Sunset's... which meant little, if any, magic. They probably only saw what she saw, heard what she heard - nothing more. Those that were talking about strange things were just messing with her - though why anyone would do that was beyond her. She was lost, worried, afraid, and they decided that it was a good time to torment her? What kind of people were they? ...She was pretty sure that the one that wanted her dead, presumably Eris, was just evil, but the others? Darkus and his obsession with food? Afizah and his talking about the scholar's tree and the mountain? It meant nothing - unless it did. Maybe they didn't know as much about each other as they thought...
At least some of them had apologized and tried to explain how it worked to her. She was thankful for that. Though she had no idea what a fourth wall break was. She didn't know what a lot of the things they talked about were. She knew some of them were being purposefully vague...
Her thoughts were interrupted when the door to the tavern flew open, revealing a deep purple unicorn mare with a thin orange mane. She trotted up to the bar, sat on the stool, and slumped. She tossed a few silver coins onto the bar. "Blueberry wine."
"Here you are!" Prancey said, tossing her the glass, continuing her search for the cider.
The unicorn took a drink and sighed. "Why..."
"Are you okay?" Twilight asked.
"I'm fine. It's just that my clockwork swan doesn't want to work. Every time I wind the spring it makes a single ring and then won't turn more than fifteen degrees..."
"A clockwork swan?" Twilight's eyes sparkled. "That sounds amazing!"
"It would be, if it worked."
"I'm sure you can do it if you just work at it a while."
"Been on it for a week."
Twilight shrugged. "Well, even if it doesn't turn, it still makes that ring doesn't it?"
The mare looked up at her for the first time, looking her up and down. She blinked. "...There's no way I'm that drunk."
"I really do have an eye artifact in my chest, and wings. And a horn. I'm Twilight Glimmer."
"Wound Dream. In about three minutes the reality of your existence is going to hit me and I'm going to start staring, be warned."
"Uh... Okay?"
"Found it!" Prancey said, slamming a mug on the table and filling it with a browned liquid. "CIDER! Back of the pantry, been there for probably a decade!"
Twilight blinked. "Wouldn't it spoil by then?"
"Your cider, maybe, not this stuff though! This is industrial-strength-power!"
Twilight took a sip. It tasted vaguely like Applejack's cider - nowhere near as good, but still refreshing. "...This is pretty good, actually."
"Score one for the prancester!"
Wound rolled her eyes. "Another blueberry."
"Right at ya!" She tossed Wound another blueberry wine. "Now, Twilight, you must be lost and confused."
"Yeah... I just want to get home."
"Well, maybe I know where your home is! C'mon, test my vast stores of knowledge!"
Wound snorted at this remark. Twilight decided to give it a shot. "I'm from Ponyville. ...Equestria."
Prancey blinked. "...No idea. Sorry."
Twilight sighed. "I wasn't expecting much. I'm pretty knowledgeable on geography myself, and I have no idea where I am. These lands are so alien..."
"Our nation is called Peran, if that helps," Wound offered.
Twilight frowned. "That... Sounds like I may have read it in a book somewhere one time. So no, not really."
"Sorry," Prancer said, frowning, "we'll help you find your home if we can."
"Thank you," Twilight said. It was at this moment Wound started staring at her. Twilight sighed. "...What?"
"Wings. Horn. How?"
"I used to be a unicorn as was given wings by powerful magic."
"You're a mage?"
"It's my special talent."
Wound started grinning crazily, the face of a mare getting ideas. "And what about the third eye? Legends say things with three eyes can see the future..."
"Uh... It sometimes dumps information into my head. Several different 'voices' talk to me, and they really don't know as much as they let on."
"Where'd you find it?"
"Where I woke up. In a strange purple gazebo-temple on top of an island in a lake... a lake that no longer exists, apparently."
Prancey tripped. "The vanishing lake? You were THERE? You woke up THERE?"
"Uh... Yeah! You've heard of it?"
"Every pony here knows the legend of the lake that is filled with huge monsters and can never be found by the same pony twice! We all thought it was a folk tale!"
"You didn't," Wound said.
"Unimportant. Were there really giant seven eyed sharks? Was the water really solid?"
"...Yes and yes." Twilight affirmed.
"You're amazing. Just what this town needs, some excitement!"
"The Mayor and Diorite are going to want to talk to her..." Wound said, still staring at Twilight. She looked like she wanted to say something, but didn't.
"Yeah, of course, but that can happen later." Prancey gave Twilight another mug of cider. "Right now, she relaxes, away from the public eye!"
Twilight smiled. "Yeah, that'd be good. Thank you both for showing me such kindness. It means a lot." She frowned. "...Hey, what do you know about that forest?"
"The Bluemish?" Prancey asked.
"Stupid name," Wound muttered.
"Maybe?" Twilight said.
"Magic forest, lots of spirits there. I would usually say to stay away from it, but you do seem the magic-y type, so you'd probably be fine. It's got a lot of weird spells and ancient rocks everywhere, plus those flowers will totally mess with your head! Hey, if you went there, think you could get me some? I'm running out of sleep powder."
"Uh... I don't know if I'm going there."
"No biggy, only if you're there." Prancey shrugged. Then she leaned in and tapped the eye artifact. "Hiiiiiiii there voices! How are you this fine day?"
There was no response.
"Aw... Guess they don't want to talk."
"It usually takes a while for them to call again," Twilight said, "they just talked to me back when I met you."
"Oh so thaaaat's why you froze up. Gotcha. That's gotta be annoying."
"You have no idea..." Twilight yawned. "...Celestia, I'm tired..."
Wound raised an eyebrow at the use of 'Celestia', but said nothing. Prancey shrugged. "I can get you a bed upstairs, but the mayor and Diorite will want to talk to you."
Twilight nodded. Then she felt the warmth in her chest. "...It's happening agian."
Prancey stuck her ear to the glowing eye. "I don't hear anything."
"It goes directly to my mind, you won-"
Then Twilight's mind was flooded once more...
Twilight Glimmer? You couldn't lie and make a better alias, like Violet Star, or Midnight Glow? Well that's fine in the end, alias' don't change the progression of adventure. But please, Twilight, Can you stop making chit-chat and start doing things! I swear, it's like babysitting none of your reeding audience is going to continue staying tuned for WITTY BATTER, GET A R%&*$@#% MOVE ON! Action, fighting, heroism! You need these things. Think of things like a Daring Do book for *%#$# sakes!
Well, this is Water Slash here, and maybe telling people you don't know about a gem stabbed into your chest isn't such a good idea. Oh, and I almost forgot. *sounds of a pill dropping through liquid* That should help with the overload. Good luck!
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8107099 Jesus Christ Key calm down, adventures are always slow to start, we get to what you want to see soon enough
Josh here, sorry about Key. now i have to say these ponys are fascinating, i mean alcoholic drinks? it's clear to me that we are dealing with a culture vastly different than Equestrias, as such you should tread lightly until you learn the norms and taboos. also sorry for being vague there are things i'm just not sure how to explain; the fourth wall being one of them
Greetings, little Alicorn! Akumakami here to explain this in simple terms. We are NOT from the same human world that you. We've messed with that world too sometimes. Think of us as incorporeal Discords to some extent. The one responsible for your Eye thing and change in location is named Blackjack, the one of us with the most power over your specific world, the "primary" if you prefer.
Usually we don't or can't directly communicate with your planes- and if we could, its usually only the "primary" of each version of your world(multiverse). This is a new experience for us too.
Now, there IS a reason why everyone acts like they know more they do- two actually. One is that they are giving advise based on other worlds they've "seen" and the second is that we're all hoping your "primary" will take what we say and manipulate things to make them true/correct in your current world. Yes, he can do that, but is being very minimal about it- I think. So we're trying to see how much we can actually influence things.
As for why we're giving you random advice? Because we can.....and a lot of us rather not leave you alone to the meaner ones. Also, no, most of us do not know each other.
Hope this helped explain my compatriots a bit. If you have a question, I'll try to answer it, but so will everyone else, probably.
PS I'm guess Diorite is a serpentine dragon called a ryu or a long. I'd appreciate you asking that if you get a chance. He also might be some species related to Discord since there a thing called Ryuma/Longma, meaning Dragon-Horse AKA Draconequus. Again, guessing. Discord's backstory varies across the multiverse.
PPS Just as a bit of common sense, be cautious about the alicorn thing. If that's not a thing where you are, that is just as likely to get you proclaimed a goddess as it is to get you burned at the stake, depending on what type of place it is and the type of ruler.
Well... I wouldn't have suggested telling everyone about a magical glowing eye on your chest that makes you hear voices, but they didn't think you where nuts so that's good. As for us, your guess is scarily accurate. We do, in fact, see through snapshots of reality and only at certain times can we act. It gets annoying, trust me. Tell Prancey I said hello by the way.
This is the Frog. Maybe it is a bad idea to trust the pony who wants you to get her sleep powder and who idly mentioned drugging people. Oh, and for the record, I have no idea who anyone else is. I don't think I've ever talked to any of them before. I'm quite sure it's the same for everyone else. So maybe ignore anyone who claims to know anyone else.
8107230 (i figured that much, that was my persona reacting to yours)
Afizah here, I'm a girl. I'm going to let that slight insult slide as I know you can't tell if the voices talking to you is a guy or girl, but before you make an assumption of what gender a voice belongs to, maybe try to figure out if the name fits better on a guy or girl.
As for where you are, I may just be speculating but the name Peran literally means 'on the other side'. Whether that means on the other side of where you're from or on the other side of reality I do not know, but what I do know is that most of us will try to get you home. Some will just try to torment you, others will just confuse you, one of us seems to want to feed you but I think he may just have a few screws loose. From what I believe the Scholars tree lies within the heart of the forest, but to get there, find Jack Sparrow's compass. Jack Sparrow's compass was an unusual navigational instrument most notably used by Captain Jack Sparrow, which he bartered from the voodoo mystic Tia Dalma. The compass was the key to everything, for those who knew how to use it. Unlike an ordinary compass, Jack's compass proved most valuable, as it pointed to what the owner wanted most, rather than mere magnetic north.
are you~ are you~ coming to the tree?~ They strung up a man they say who murdered three?~ Stange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree~ HAHAHAHAH! I'll see you soon Little mare.
*Twilight suddenly feels like she is being watched. The feeling passes quickly though, but the malice emanating from it was enough for Twilight to fear for her safety.*
8107184 Why am I always put into situations like this? Josh, dammit, and everyone else too for talking down to me. Twilight needs to keep the interest above a certain level or terrible universe ending things are going to happen! WHY DOES NOBODY REEDING GET THAT?!
This is Zen. You're right, I should have suggested a more nuanced approach, or at least been more specific about context. My apologies.
As to what I know, what I told you last time was essentially it. I have a handful of suspicions, but nothing concrete.
Though you could probably figure this much on your own, intelligent mare that you are, it seems to me that the more you can find out about this island, the more you can find out about whatever brought you to this predicament in the first place. My gut says that serpentine dragon, this Diorite, is the most liekly to know more, but some of the other villagers might as well, especially if you could—respectfully, of course—track down a village elder who was willing to tell you more. If those efforts significant fruit, the seemingly magical nature of this "Bluemish Forest" is probably your next best lead.
And I apologize for Key. Though I sympathize with his impatience, his conduct is unbecoming, especially when addressing royalty.
Speaking of which, it may be worthwhile to subtly probe some of the locals, including the dragon and the mayor, about the local situation vis-a-vis royalty. It's always good to know where you stand.
Apologies for all the clutter. It would seem that our numbers increase the longer we remain attached to you.
Twilight you forgot my name! My name is crystal got it! Crystal! You remembered all of these other idiots names so why not my name!
8108376 Crystal, I told you to stop messing with the heads of artifact wielders.
*she's already wearing the witch's eye. it's what's allowing us to talk to her.* next thing I know you'll say that she's just a character in a story some brony is writing from their basement.