So Celestia really likes cum? Since she typically likes cake too, I wonder if she ever asks her chefs at the castle to jerk off into the cake batter... actually, that strikes me as something they might have specialized cafes for in Equestria. Niche, secluded little places where they serve deserts and pastries all made with thick, fruity horsecum as the main ingredient. I'd love to try some.
Hmm his comment about size did bring one thing up. Do ponies do anal? I mean, considering they are the same size as humans, the same size issues would crop up... that is, unless they're more elastic. Way more elastic. It would make sense though, their dicks are rather large for standard, non-stretched pussies. So yeah, ponies are made of latex!
It's gonna come up in a later chapter, but I'll go ahead and say it here. Ponies are a little bit stretchier than humans, and even without the stretchiness their pussies can accommodate larger sizes. The average is 15-16 inches, so they naturally evolved to take it. Then you add magic to the equation, and you can do some kinky shit.
>Most of your cells still have twenty-three chromosome pairs, but some, particularly around your... breasts, have thirty-two pairs."
The biology autism i have is making me want to autistically screech at how his immune system should be fucking going mad but it's magic so i'm sure everything's fine.
7940639 just having more chromosomes wouldn't make his imune system go apeshit (heh) on the pony parts. It would only happen if the pony cells had receptors & other external tidbits that differ from a human being with his genome. Maybe they are equal in that part Or, as you said yourself, magic, we don't have to explain shit
So Celestia is open minded, she loves cum and cake. What Luna think about it? Did she get annoyed by her sexually open minded sister or she enjoys it? Did Celestia baked a cake for her sister? Or maybe she asked Luna to do a cake for her?
Also, what do you think about anal? Just Tia have a nice ass and will be a "crime" to not pound it.
All I can say is that Celestia won't be demonstrating her overpoweredness all that often. Headcannon for me is that she holds herself back because otherwise she would cause serious destruction otherwise.
Basically, if Celestia weren't worried about collateral damage, Tirek would've been nothing more than a piss stain on the carpet.
Great chapter, nice to see Celestia is open about sexuality.
Too bad you have Trouble writing zecora, it would be wodnerful to read her and Ben going at it together in the bed.
7940251 I think Molestia is more accurate
7940285 did I miss the part about her grey-pink hair?
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Maybe in a future chapter
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You are not that far off the mark.
I like my porn to have some plot, and this is certainly accommodating. No cheap cop-outs or clichés, either, which is even better. Dan oudda dan.
So Celestia really likes cum? Since she typically likes cake too, I wonder if she ever asks her chefs at the castle to jerk off into the cake batter... actually, that strikes me as something they might have specialized cafes for in Equestria. Niche, secluded little places where they serve deserts and pastries all made with thick, fruity horsecum as the main ingredient. I'd love to try some.
Hmm his comment about size did bring one thing up. Do ponies do anal? I mean, considering they are the same size as humans, the same size issues would crop up... that is, unless they're more elastic. Way more elastic. It would make sense though, their dicks are rather large for standard, non-stretched pussies. So yeah, ponies are made of latex!
Keep up the good work can't wait for more
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Stop giving me ideas! 8P
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It's gonna come up in a later chapter, but I'll go ahead and say it here. Ponies are a little bit stretchier than humans, and even without the stretchiness their pussies can accommodate larger sizes. The average is 15-16 inches, so they naturally evolved to take it. Then you add magic to the equation, and you can do some kinky shit.
>Most of your cells still have twenty-three chromosome pairs, but some, particularly around your... breasts, have thirty-two pairs."
The biology autism i have is making me want to autistically screech at how his immune system should be fucking going mad but it's magic so i'm sure everything's fine.
7940607 Magic is the great kink equalizer!!!
7940639 just having more chromosomes wouldn't make his imune system go apeshit (heh) on the pony parts. It would only happen if the pony cells had receptors & other external tidbits that differ from a human being with his genome. Maybe they are equal in that part
Or, as you said yourself, magic, we don't have to explain shit
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Nope.
So Celestia is open minded, she loves cum and cake. What Luna think about it? Did she get annoyed by her sexually open minded sister or she enjoys it? Did Celestia baked a cake for her sister? Or maybe she asked Luna to do a cake for her?
Also, what do you think about anal? Just Tia have a nice ass and will be a "crime" to not pound it.
My, my. That naughty ruler certainly ruined all their hard work. Maybe she should help them out as a form of compensation?
Sweet baby horse jesus I should've expected this kind of Celestia
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That comment goes perfectly with your avatar.
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All I can say is that Celestia won't be demonstrating her overpoweredness all that often. Headcannon for me is that she holds herself back because otherwise she would cause serious destruction otherwise.
Basically, if Celestia weren't worried about collateral damage, Tirek would've been nothing more than a piss stain on the carpet.
7944261 This is a very normal occurrence for me
WAIT!! what about Pinkie?
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She wasn't present at the time. She and Twilight's (and by extension Ben's) other friends will find out later.
Great
Great chapter. This is what popped into my head when he said he's hung like a race horse. https://youtu.be/N_9n6w4vpz0