A lone human in Equestria finds himself subtly shunned by all the perfect and nice ponies. But things change for him when he runs into a group of ponies who can look beyond what he isn't.
This really needs to be updated a lot more often. A unicorn, a thestral, a changeling, a timber-wolf and an android, all that's really missing is a gryphoness and 1 each of the other intelligent races for a complete set.
7884407 It is funded monthly via patreon, but generally, once I get all the monthly commissions out of the way (I do those on weekends) I start a commission loop off to do extra chapters for those who want to pay for them. A Stallion Contract was on top of the list this month.
"Hey, don't sweat it. Nopony is perfect in here." She tapped a forehoof on the bare and glared at Chatter.
The 'Bear' (snicker) might be upset by this! (sorry couldn't help it.) bar?
Bear walks into a pub and orders a pint, barman serves him up. Bear downs it and says "Keep em' coming." After a while the barman notices Bear is more than a little tipsy and refuses the next serve. Bear angry growls "Give me another beer." Barman replies "No, you're drunk." Bear enraged bites a huge chunk outta the bar "GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER. (hic)" Barman states "No, you're on drugs." Bears eyes cross as he ponders "What drugs?" Barman says deadpanned "What about the Bar-bit-u-ate!!" (Yes I know, off to the 9 circles of Tartarus I go. )
"I have to wear a cloak if I want to go outside, ponies actual squeal in shock.
actually?
Ian is getting a teasing for his love, he should get a little back in the form of plot comments or verbal clickbaiting.
this is sweet, i hope Ian isnt being played and these mares are genuine
This really needs to be updated a lot more often. A unicorn, a thestral, a changeling, a timber-wolf and an android, all that's really missing is a gryphoness and 1 each of the other intelligent races for a complete set.
OMG Chatter ate him with her butt
7884407 It is funded monthly via patreon, but generally, once I get all the monthly commissions out of the way (I do those on weekends) I start a commission loop off to do extra chapters for those who want to pay for them. A Stallion Contract was on top of the list this month.
Hehe, Chatter got pet, that's adorable!
We think just about anyone should like to know they taste good.
Keep going! ;)
Why am I sooooo invested?
this story is strange but I like it
The 'Bear' (snicker) might be upset by this! (sorry couldn't help it.) bar?
Bear walks into a pub and orders a pint, barman serves him up. Bear downs it and says "Keep em' coming." After a while the barman notices Bear is more than a little tipsy and refuses the next serve. Bear angry growls "Give me another beer."
Barman replies "No, you're drunk."
Bear enraged bites a huge chunk outta the bar "GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER. (hic)"
Barman states "No, you're on drugs."
Bears eyes cross as he ponders "What drugs?"
Barman says deadpanned "What about the Bar-bit-u-ate!!"
(Yes I know, off to the 9 circles of Tartarus I go. )
actually?
Ian is getting a teasing for his love, he should get a little back in the form of plot comments or verbal clickbaiting.
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*Siren noises*
Bare is not synonymous with bear.
Bare means naked/ lacking/basic.
Grammar Nazi away.
7917434 That's more than I can
Koalabear!!My demeanor has now Drop
beared through the floor!i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/rcended/DropBear.jpg
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Nope, the grammar Nazi already left
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HALT!
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Zis is wrong!
Ze Grammar Nazi are never gone!
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HAIL GRAMMAR!
8668705 Looking at your group, I concur with Mortefleur.
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The correct term is grammarian.
This is different....and interesting !!!