Instead of useful, taxable work, all Twilight Sparkle ever did was fill young mares’ ears with ideas of friendship and fill their bellies with thick, sticky fluids!
And, y'know, save the world. Which, assuming Twilight's coronation is recent, she's done at least twice?
“La-aaaaw,” Twilight repeated, swirling the word around in her mouth, as if she had not had to think about it for a very long time. Idly, she reached a hand up and gently rubbed the fleshy purple pillar between her legs, her fingers running along it in long, satisfying strokes, like a favorite pet. “Hum.”
And, y'know, save the world. Which, assuming Twilight's coronation is recent, she's done at least twice?
Oh no, an ego tripping politician. What is an individual who beats gods and titans to do in the face of that?
What a fabulous chapter! And the mayor didn’t even get raped, guess this is the ‘Mayor Today’ segment.
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Quite right!
I see what you did there.
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I had to take the opportunity!