The last thing I remember was three guards coming out of nowhere. One was a unicorn. He put a spell on me so that I couldn't use any magic. The other two were Pegasi. They picked me up and flew away towards Canterlot. I saw Derpy's shocked and confused expression as I drifted away from Ponyville. I woke up to find myself chained to a stone wall. Sometimes a guard or two would come by and give me a stink eye or shake his or her head in disapproval.
In a hour or so, the princess came. I felt hungry, cold, and just plain terrible. "So, you know why your in here, right?" She said in a tone I had never heard her use. I shook my head "no".
"Well I got some bad news, you see, I'm not the "good cop" when it comes to the crime you've done." I gulped. Again. Then blurted out, " I didn't mean to stretch Bon-Bon's tail that far! I'll never pull it off again!" Not what she was looking for.
" Don't play dumb with me Ms. Heartstring."
"I don't know what your talking about. Honest!"
" Like how you ate the Oreo? How you just... just bit into it?" She said "bit" like it was painful.
"What? What?!?! That's what this is about!? You brought me here and locked me up for that?!"
I yelled at a princess. A royal princess. I'm sort of proud at my self, really.
She continued anyway. " Your sentence, ..." A dramatic pause. Wow. "... Death."
I fainted. I prayed to Luna this was just a dream. I might of been crying, but who wouldn't? And why did it matter that I ate an Oreo?
6054408 I know, I just wanted to have some fun with the different ways to eat an Oreo.
I can't even try to stop laughing
Lolwut? *noms Oreos*
Silly Lyra! Everypony knows you worship Oreos, not eat them!
Uh, the whole story went "Dark" after the princess said "Death."
I was half-imagining her to give Lyra a lecture about how you split the Oreo in two, and dunk it in milk or something like that.
But, I am impressed at how effective the shortness of the chapters are. So, thumbs up for that.
Possible corrections:
1. The other two were Pegasus.
- The other two were Pegasi.
I would just bite into an oreo, same as any other biscuit sandwich.
6058369 Np
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Or a Reeses.