Lyra eats an Oreo

by DreamHeart

Not-So-Sweet Celastia

"Sorry, got a little, um... carried away." Celastia said, a little sheepish.

Then turned strict again. "What I mean is you'll be banned from Sugar Cube Corner."

So turns out I'm not going to die. Good. Getting banned isn't as bad as being killed, but why? For eating a cookie?

"You will wait in my sister's room, so I can report this to Sugar Cube Corner." And with that, she was gone, and I was getting shoved towards a door with a moon on it. Supposedly, Princess Luna's room.

I enter, hearing the double doors slam behind me. And a gamer, specifically an alicorn, sitting in front of a... flat screen TV? Levitating a controller. Hearing the door slam through her headphones, she turned towards me. Luna. With a flash of almost blinding light, everything disappeared, leaving just me and her. She sat up and trotted towards me.

"What brings you here?"
"A cookie. An Oreo."
"My sister brought you here because you just bit into it?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"

And she explained how "Tia" bans anyone who doesn't lick out the cream then eat the cookies separate.

And she thought I was going to sue the palace or punch a hole through the wall. But I just smiled. And chuckled. And started to laugh. And pretty much losing it,

Back in Ponyville, I pulled out a blank piece of paper and my new shiny quill and began,

Dear Princess Luna,

I learned that you should never buy a Oreo from a sells pony. Your

Faithful pony,

Lyra Heart String

Author's Note:

I feel a sequel coming on!

Zecora drinks a StarBucks

Comments

[isjor1]

What is the verdict on dipping Oreos in milk. Also sequel hype