Lyra has a twin sister that she doesn't like to talk about. Her name is Lyler and she's a bit... different. When Anon gets stuck catching Lyler's attention, he goes on a ride that even bleach can't remove.
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Happier than a pig in shit? Which, given Lyler's seemingly tangential relationship with toilet-accuracy, is a much more apt metaphor than you originally intended.
Happier than a paedophile in a playground.
Happier than a rapist in a brothel.
Happier than a male gynaecologist. Just that. You already know where he will be in.
Happier than a guy with a shit fetish working at a sewage plant.
Happier than a...
Happier than... actually, I can’t even use similes to describe what this... thing is like. It’s indescribable, even with language techniques which are for helping describe the indescribable. Jesus H. Christ.
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Did I just read. Anyways, I thought it was pretty good.
"SO DID I"
Shush, Lyler.
Goddamn it I love Lyler, hahaha heheheh!
This was great, nicely done!