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Dear Diary,
Today we got to watch as Gospel was an ass and was promptly told to shut up and sit the fuck down in such a way that no cursing was involved. It was hilarious and shall provide many moments of laughter in the months to come.
5751296 So true, however, its also a well plaed mistrust. Gotta account for the many years the guardians have fought three xeno-species hellbent on their extinction. Or was it two? i cant remember.
Anyway, its basically hard-wired, in Samson's case, almost literally, into their minds.
5751648 Yeah I know... still funny though.
And its four groups of aliens that want to kill us so you were close.
Vex, Fallen, Cabal and the Hive all want us dead for various reasons.
I find their reasons to be silly and childish and have asked them to stop repeatedly. With a shotgun.
You do know that the first sentence is a run-on, right? Like, it shouldnt take up more than half the paragragh.
Good thing it's not intergalactic, then.
As weird as it sounds, you've seen weirder.
A crown princess who is technically guilty of espionage. In fact, all of you are, considering how you know of humanity's fight against the Darkness. More importantly, they are soldiers in unknown territory being approached by unknown beings. They reacted the same way the Royal Guard would have, so your complaints don't have a leg to stand on. Even without that, threatening someone who is actively hunting you is radically different from knowingly trespassing on a freaking military ship *cough*Luna*cough*. You princesses are the ones in the wrong. Besides, your nation wouldn't survive a war against even a single Guardian. They are rather OP and even if they're killed, they just get back up and keep fighting.
Actually, a striker's ground-pound at this range would likely disintegrate all of the princesses at once along with all the guards in the room.
Yes, that is a question, you just aren't particularly intelligent.
Do late, they already got all that before they went planet-side. Sucks to be you.
So? It's still worth asking.
If what the locals said was true, which it's not, which the Guardians know because no such anomalies as, you know, a geocentric system were detected.
I enjoyed Princess Celestia scaring the crap out of the Guardians a lot seriously that was the best part of this chapter.
Forgive this rant but it has to be done. 1: what do you mean by barrel when rd was on applejack do you mean her back? Because the barrel is on her head. 2: twilight introducing herself. Seriously? I mean seriously consider being in her place. Giving them all that info out of thin fucking air??? The human part... eh its twilight thats a possibility, most of the rest is not acceptable. 3: luna teleporting onto their ship. Not only is that an act of espionage, its also completely stupid even for a ruler over 1000 years(technically) not only is it possible for there to be internal defense and its likely any intrusion would have been seen as a hostile act robot or not. 4: LANDING A SHIP IN FRONT OF A CASTLE WITHOUT CONTEXT. Like wtf thats completely incomprehensible its also incredibly unrealistic or logical, yes lets land our only ship in a town that was not told anything And would have panicked doing who knows what (probably hide) at worst a hostile mob would show up. 5: twilight getting the princesses without saying anything, which could have been seen as a possibility of an ambush as they are on a unknown planet. 6: where are the royal guards? Not that the princesses can’t handle them selfs, its strategically incompetent. 7: celestia may have been alive for thousands of years but outright threatening them like that even if they did first is unrealistic as she knows probably less than luna does by how they interacted if anything i would of expected luna to threaten them. That is all for now and i look forward to seeing how this ends.