Even if this is a trollfic, the subject matter is just... ugh

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Congratulations, then... I think...

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They should have sent a poet.

The first three sentences and I can't even read through that. Disgusting. The subject itself is a sensitive, and stupid one. Obvious troll is obvious. I'm sorry... You know what? I'm not even sorry. This is atrocious.

... What the fuck is a "badfic" anyway? The trollfic's idiot brother?

Please tell me you made all those mistakes on purpose.
Oh god, this fic it... it... oh god...
I think I'm going to be sick...

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I've... I've found it.

This has to be the worst fucking thing I've ever read.

And on a related note, I think authors like this guy write horrors like this to fish for funny comments and gifs.

You never go full retard

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

I laughed at your hilariously atrocious spelling at the beginning, but I know it was intentional.

Other than that, it's a steaming pile of shit... No offense.

This is just... UGH.

437943 how is this atrociouse? it's hilariouse!

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Your story was my inspiration for dis

you are my heroe

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Well at any rate, have a gif of that one actor making a dramatic expression in response to some horrific horror of horrors. Namely, yours.

I suppose that in all fairness, there is a stark beauty to the sheer eye-fuckery that you have written here. It's like a horrific disaster that kills thousands, it strikes your soul but you cannot look away.

438007 Why thank you,, please follow me and we can shower the world with even more madness together!

that was so beautiful...
can you please write a sequel?

......TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OK that was funny.
And retarded.
But funny.
I really don't care.
~secret butt-fun~

Please write more clop, Mr. Space Marine.

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Personally, I think the story is nicely wrapped up with them repelling the armies of the occult powered Hitler, but with the reactions this is getting, I think I'ma expand the sex scene in a new chapter to give the characters more emotion.

What did i just read i only understood one paragraph O_o
but then again that was the only one written correctly

This is such nonsense. EVERYONE knows that Proffesor Farnsworth killed hitler.

SEE?

Have a nice day.
~Fecler

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I had to get my Dad to write that scene, I kept getting all the words wrong like in the other paragraphs.

437963 so you haven't read Spiderses have you or worse Tom goes to Poniville

Well well, I see that our governments are in an elaborate scheme to hide the truth of how WWII was really won, my fellow bronies. I smell conspiracy.

Also, guys who are like "this is just bad", that was kind of the point . Taking it seriously will only make this completely not fun to read for you. Honestly, the fact that I didn't find it funny means it wasn't a very good trollfic, but the fact that you are all so offended by it proves that it accomplished it's purpose. :shrugpony:

Decent trollfic here, my friend. Here's a critique though: you got the randomness required for this kind of thing down, and the horrible subject matter, but you need to try harder to make it funny if you want it to be really awesome. Your letting the scenario itself speak to much, and for me at least it isn't working. Doing your best to make funny jokes would make it a lot better read I think. You know all those random hilarious jokes and puns you come up when hanging with your brony friends? Put those in here. That would be brilliant. If that makes sense of course. IDK, I just start saying things.

For Equestria! Time to go kill me some Nazi's. Activate the friendship cannon!

This was pure urine, uh, i meant... genius! I laughed, i cried. It moved me bob.

Twilight has sex with Hitler.
FUCKING GENIUS

No, seriously, this is utter shit... though I think that was your purpose. However, this is still not the worst thing I've ever read.
Forever in Black FTW

best fic ever, obviously

I'm sorry the idea was... interesting? But you tried too hard, some of it was completely unreadable, though it is obvious you were distracted by the, ahem, tentacle scene considering in that part you did not make the effort as you did through out to make it unreadable.
Tried to hard, resultantly made it the wrong kind of awful, [2/10 would not bang]

At least you had the right mind to list this mature and not anything lower where the younger viewers might find it. I've read worst fics. Like My Immortal.

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I'm waiting on a chapter 2.

Honestly not the worst thing ever but this shouldn't be allowed to live.

Not only should this be removed from the site, you should be banned for this, and the two people who actually liked it should be banned as well.

fuhrer boner

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What the fuck did I just read?

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KILL IT WITH MAGIC.

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But why?

lolz, but then got kinda boring
anyways here's mah read
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Why the fuck would you write this? Why? You know what, fuck it, I don't want to know. Have this.
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What the shit? Just... what the shit?

This picture explains my thoughts on your "fic".
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Find a proof-reader. Then you have the right to be yelled at again over the pacing. Then the plot. Then the underlying idea. Then you will have peace.

For reasons painfully obvious:

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty of the God Emperor, our undying lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne. I declare Exterminatus on the Imperial world of Twilight Sparkle kills Hitler. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign over a thousand lines of text to oblivion. May Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.

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*Pauses Homestuck Music*
*Pulls up dA stash*
Decisions decisions... what to use.
Use all the memes.

Twilit Sparkle...
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I think I know the problem!
See, he's actually a scientist (from the future) who's trying to find the dumbest story idea ever; One so horrible that once someone else reads it, the fabric of space-time will literally facehoof itself, causing a crack, which will destroy all known realities!!
In other words, the FimFic equivalent of the Reality Bomb!
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That or its just stupid...

Normally, I'd give a list of reasons why this story sucks with quotes, and comments, and everything. But fuck it. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck everything.

The punishment should fit the username. therefore i declare exterminatus on this fic.

1440566 I agree, Fuck all of this Bullshit with Immense fuckery and fuckity fuck fuck......

1440650 In the words of the great Reggie Watts, "Fickity Fuck, Fickity Fuck, Fickity Fuck, Fickity Fuck, Fickity Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck".
A wise man, that Reggie Watts. A wise man indeed.

Alright. Time for a short review. I'll be using a school style grading system for this one, just because I can.

Grammar:F
Formatting:B-
Plot:C
Pacing:F
In-character levels:F

This story fails. Now for the images to describe just how badly it fails.

I was reading the comments first, and thought that this might be one of those things that is so bad, it's completely fucking hilarious, like anything made by apple short. I clicked the button for the chapter, and this was my reaction at the first paragraph:
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After getting a spare monitor, I decided to read further, hoping it might vindicate itself. After about another minute of this, I did this:

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I'm currently typing this comment from Hell. I hope you're happy.

Oh, fuck. I forgot to fav this 26 weeks ago! Nnngh!