Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.4: The Final Showdown of Trahzo & Deezutra.

by trahzo

Ch. 8.5: Epic Mlp Oc Rap Battle! Panzerbrony vs. Veetrix Desmurta!

"EPIC OC MLP RAP BATTLE! PANZERBRONY VS. VEETRIX DESMURTA! Begin!"

Veetrix:

"Outta my way Trahzo's whore
This where we settle the score!
You really think you can beat me?
Oh please, when I'm done, your pants will be filled with pee!
I heard you went from Ground to sky.
Well no matter what, I'll still be more fly!"

Panzer:

"Good try on your 1st move, but please dude.
Your rhymes don't put anyone in a good mood!
Also, you're story got more dislike to likes.
I'd destroy you now, if my Final Smash was Ike's!
I'll take my time beating you down.
My victory will give you a frown!
You freaking use a gun, that's not exactly might!
After this, I'll turn your body into a kite!"

Veetrix:

"You're gonna die here, then I'm going after your pink friend!
I'm the one going home with a good end!
Panzer, I'm impressed you've tanked all of my insults!
Sadly, you wont be able to tank my assaults!
Panzerbrony? More like Purple Pansies!
When I'm done, you're going to die and rot just like King Ramses!
Next Time, you'll be going to Tartarus for your crimes.
Just because of those gay ass rhymes!"

Then an aura started generating from his body.

"This victory is gonna be a breeze!
My rhymes are so cool that you'll feel a sneeze!"

Then the aura blasted right at Panzer, sending him flying a few inches!

Panzer:

"Pinkamena is going to be fine, so just shut-up!
Once I defeat you, Celestia will be saying wazzup!
Because, you died and went to heaven a hero!
But to me, you're just a big fat zero!
I still got's my tank!
Imma gonna use to kill yah, just being Frank!
Also, The Grim Reaper wont let me die!
My win will be as good as the art from Sai!"

Then a much stronger aura generated from Panzer!

"What the..."

"If there's one more thing I'd have to say.
It's sayonara, I have won this day!

Then the attack sent Veetrix flying through 45 buildings!

"Ooh, I don't think Captain Veetrix will be standing-up after this!" Commented Vinyl.

"I won, whoa! But no time for celebration yet, I gotta stop the Shogun!" And like that, he ran back to meet-up with his friends.

As he rushed back to his friends, he didn't notice a Luna watching him from afar!

"(That's it, lead me to my horrid replacement!)" She thought vengefully. "Trixie Lulamoon, I'll show you who's moon is the best in Equestria by the end of this night!" She yelled to the sky.

"Luna, how many times must I tell you to stop showing your "moon" to ponies?" Said Celestia.

"No, I didn't mean my flank sister, I just meant..."

"I don't care, just don't disturb my slumber party with my son!"

" 'kay, I was just going anyway! Goodnight, and I hope Spike takes you up on your offer for next in line."

"Good luck on making Trixie look at your moon!"

Then like that, with an unamused face, Luna flew off in the night to find Trixie!"

Comments

[TheBlackKirin]

4626570 Wouldnt a train be more noticable then a teleporting group of fighters?
Oh yeah we should also probably make sure veetrix is dead, ponies and people tend to survive smashing through stuff.

[trahzo]

4626997 They were expecting to get on a train, but what they didn't expect was the train having the enemy in it, and you're suppose to be the protagonists of the side story. I say Side story because this is suppose to be a multiple ship story. Anyway, the protagonists always end up fine, well almost always if you've seen as many media things as I have.

[TheBlackKirin]

4627066
What about attack on titan, eren got eaten.. but yeah i see your point on this.

[panzerbrony]

holly...cow..... that was awesome!

[LoveableAkita]

Gayyy.