Dear Diary,
Caramel told me he was gay but I don't know what that means. So I asked mother and she told me that it means happy. But I want him to be happy. And I guess being with me would make him unhappy? I really don't understand it but it figures. My life is a disaster, so who would ever want to hop on board this crashing train?
Love,
Rarity
Young Rarity does not know what gay means in this context is actually rather funny. I find it odd that nopony was willing to explain it to her, though.