Universum der Ponys (Universe of the Ponies)

by Poisonian

Chapter 1:NIKOLAI YOU FAT BASTARD

"AHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE I WANT TO FEEL YOUR WET FLESH!" Screamed Richtofen as he burned the horde of zombies chasing after him
"I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR A DOCTOR BUT YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP WE DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT KIND OF STUFF" Yelled Dempsy as he was Richthofen from behind him as he defended his back "HEY TAK YOU GOT THAT TELEPORTER UP YET?"
"NEARY THERE MY AMERICAN FRIEND"as he cut a zombie in half with his katana.
"I will help comrades" Drunkly yelled Nikolai as he threw a bottle at the teleporter in the theatre entrance. Sparks flew and lighting shocked everyone as well as the zombies killing all the undead. It was a short lived break.
"Nikolai?"
"Yes American?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU DUMBASS FAT RUSSIAN IDIOT!"
"Helping" They continued to argue as Takeo awoke the doctor, but for readers sake lets just say when he woke up richtofen was going to need more than a pair of pants to clean this mess up. He spoke in a very after-sex voice "Never before have i came so hard and so much" The entire group stopped and looked at him even samatha spoke to them in a disgusted voice "EW GET OUT GET OUT"
Suddenly it was the dreaded round INFINITY! "Quick to the tereporter!" Announced Takeo. Then all ran to the theatre stage and Dempsy Smashed the "teleport" button and instead of the usual blue lighting that shocked them they saw what looked like a strange green lighting took its place. When they arrived lets just say they wont have
to be dealing with any zombies anymore...Or samatha...Or perks...Or hands

Author's Note:

Okay my first ever story im a bit nervous to be honest i know the chapter was a bit short but 5 minunites of you guys reading this is compared to 30 min of work so if you do end up reading this thank you and tell me if i should do more

Comments

[Thecoolguy1239]

I love it! Keep it up bro!