Chapter Five: Media Exposure
“WELCOMETOCANTERLOTINBOXTHESHOWWHEREWEANSWERYOURQUESTIONS!” Rainbow shouted.
“You, uh, you okay there, sugarcube?” Applejack asked.
“I’m fine. Just wanted to say it in one word.”
“Okay…”
“Cool. Cool. Anyways, Canterlot Inbox! Welcome.”
“Welcome!”
“Let’s jump right in. No protection or lube.”
“Ouch.”
“We step on the gas here at CI, AJ! First question comes from Zachurra, who asks: ‘Dear Inbox Team, what are your thoughts on all the shipping fics about you guys?’”
“Oh, Celestia. Not the shipfics!”
“Yes, the shipfics! Don’t you love Equestrian media exposure, AJ?”
“NO!”
“I know I do!”
“Really?”
“FUCK NO! Anywho, I think that shipfics are okay. I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about taking any of you girls out for a night.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“Well, I think that they’re kinda creepy. Like, some of ‘em are okay, but the ones that get really, like, nonconsensual and rapey freak me out.”
“Remember Mistress-Do-Well, AJ?”
“Oh, Celestia, I thought we weren’t gonna talk about that one!”
“It seems like a good one to bring up.”
“No!”
“You brought up nonconsensual.”
“That one...that one made me lose sleep.”
“It made us all lose sleep.”
“Do you remember the one that Miles guy wrote after, though? ‘Fractured Elements’?”
“I do.”
“I liked that ending better.”
“So did I.”
“I think everyone did.”
“How did we get so off-topic?”
“I have no idea. Let’s get back on!”
“Next question! Lemondrop555 asks: ‘Rainbow Dash, what if derpy fell and kissed you on accident?’ Good question, Lemon! You know what I’d do?”
“Oh, no. Don't say what I think you're gonna say.”
“I’d get up, laugh, and say all was forgiven! That’s what I’d do!”
“Whew. I thought that was gonna get a little...y’know, nonconsensual there.”
“We’re always consensual here at CI! Next question! Joel11 asks: ‘Dear Applejack what if Applebloom's wasn't apple related’. I’m gonna assume he means ‘special talent’.”
“Special talent? We’d support her. I say, she’s got an eye for design, that one.”
“Yeah. You know what Joel here needs?”
“What?”
“AN EYE FOR SPEAKING HIS FUCKING LANGUAGE!”
“Wow.”
“I kid, Joel! I kid. Anyways, that does it for this week on Canterlot Inbox! See ya next week!”
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3435880 Make sure to put it in the blog post here. Otherwise, it probably won't get answered.
I was in the chapter
Best chapter yet