A confession, hm? Alright, I'll play along. I even have something I want to confess... Win-win.
I'll make this short and sweet. I am a performer. I entertain parties and whatever else I can with music. But... We all need a little boost here and there. Some ponies drink coffee, or take medicine to keep them up. Me? I do lines of weed. And no, I don't mean marijuana. I mean weed-weed... Crabgrass, dandelions, that sort of stuff. I crush it up and sniff it up. Why? Because it's my good luck charm.
This is a confessional. Don't judge me. I'm sure you do weird things too.
Wish Wub would come by here, my driveway is just full of weeds along the edges.
Yay, you decided to continue it!
Pffffttttt.
Oh, Vinyl... I got nothing.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Smiling. That's all I really have to say or this chapter.
ha! Wow, these are all pretty petty so far. Very good turnaround. Why would the ponies of canon!Equestria have anything really bad to hide?
For the record, though, I gotta say the premise still creeps me out. The difference between all those situations is informed consent. Guardians have the legal right to know what their children do, and reality shows have permission from their stars to leak what they say and do. I doubt any lawyer in the world could protect the Confessions agency
3175897 They have a lawyer stupid enough to protect them.
Octavia we all know it is you
3178253 I know, right? It's the lazy man's joke.
So, Luna wishes to move out from under her sister's shadow. Understandable.
RD apparently dyes her mane. FFFFFFFFFFFwallpaperswala.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nuclear_mushroom_cloud.jpeg
Twi never passed kindergarten. It's a bonus thing anyway, so who cares?
And everyone's favorite dubstep DJ apparently snorts lines of powdered weeds. Ummmm, OK?
Something tells me these pony's aren't gonna be revealing any groundbreaking news any time soon.
3178273 It's at the point where, when I'm evaluating a serious story, one of the questions I ask myself is: "Does Rainbow Dash dye her mane in this story?"
THAT SHOULD NOT BE A THING.
3178302 I've never asked that question because it's not my business. Personally, I don't think she does. That's why I've never implied it in any stories except for Know Your Mare; which thrives on lies.