So hey.

Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

Ugh...

Thank you.

I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

Thanks.

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Only took almost a year but I finally hit that submit button not only on a new story but also BIE. Feels good man.

Welp long story short more chapters more action more explosions less tulips more stories more horse pussy

Thanks for getting me featured. Again.

Gives me boners man.

Sorry folks for my absence... again. I've been working as a VFX technician and audio tech for a film being shot in the city I live in and also performing musical pieces from hit musicals as part of a college project (videos available soon)

I have, literally, 5 unpublished stories that I'd like proofread and had input on but I've been all over the place that I haven't sent feelers out to get a few willing participants.

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Serious blog lads and lasses.

Been a while since I updated anything. Don't wanna make this a huge cry fest, not asking for money or support, just need a good, long vent.

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It only took, like, twelve feckin chapters but the lyrical miracle pony on fiya Lyra makes her debut! What kind of crazy adventure will she get into?

Well well. It's good to be back and I have a new chapter coming tomorrow! There's gonna be clop, action, romance, blow jobs SO MANY BLOW JOBS. Gods feck above it's good to be back and foul mouthing all that equestria has to offer.

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My great grandmother at the age of 96 died this last week and I've been put in charge of her affairs. The expanse of time since my last update has been spent getting things in order and I'm sorry that I'll be disposed of for a bit.

Sorry ya'all for the absence I know some people have their days made by my antics and such. I just need some time to sort out the mess here.

This isn't goodbye you heathens. I'll be monitoring the comments and suggestions.

Sorry folks, no jokes, no blatant racism, no alcohol.

Hit a major wall of writers block so I havent updated BIE or my other works since December. We're almost a month without an update and I'd like to outreach for a hand. I'm hoping a few steamy romance stories might inspire me to finish the new chapter of BIE since I've rewritten it almost fifteen times.

Lend me a hoof guys I'd really appreciate it.

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You think after six feckin weeks I'd have a little leeway from being sick but NOOOOOOOOOOO. Frickin town dropped to -40* (Fahrenheit) all frickin week and I went ahead and got a head cold so bad I was out like a bloody light all week. Gods I really am a monster aren't I?

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Had a few readers inquire about Maire's appearance. I drew a lot of inspiration from this image I found while browsing. So it's as close to a visual representation as I can get. Cheers.

Well well well... Looks like I've officially been on this damned site for five years! Jesus feck, I started on this site with a terrible fanfiction about myself and humanized Dragonball power leveled fighting scenes. Also Luna. I banged Luna.

FUCK YOU FANFICTION IS ALL ABOUT SELF SERVICE.

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The oppulent magnificence of a growing love has taken my mind away from such trivialities of man and pony love making.

Blech!

So I've been helping Boss Level write a story called "What Dreams Shall Come" and the guy has a much more... refined form of writing than myself. I'm a huge feckin fan of wordplay and poetry so reading and editing the first chapter has infected me with some kind of poetry bug.

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I live barely. I really can't lay in bed doing nothing so I've finished Chapter 10 and 11 will be up today as well. I've been on a writing rampage and I'm very pleased with the direction I've been taking with this tale of Bartenders, blue dragon dicks, and cake asses.

Short blog so I can write more.

Love all of you. Send nudes... I mean Baileys.

Hello everypony and you dirty cloppers! This is Discord Speaking in for the poor sickly Silent Author. The poor drunken bastard has taken a sick day but was so very happy to have yours truly cameo in his filthy and poorly edited story. ;3

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Feckin christ this sickness has taken a huge chunk of my spirit out of me. I'm on day 4 of being sick and today I'm currently in bed with my laptop streaming Steven Universe with a bucket close by. For those that were worried about the slow updates for BIE I greatly apologize. I had no intention of catching this damned illness so both me and my roommates are all currently laid up.

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So got stuck in a pass on my way home from the holiday. Damn snow. No update on BIE because I'm looking at the 3K word chapter and I'm not 100% satisfied with it so I will be working on it today and tomorrow.

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Finally feeling a bit more human but barely.

Scary, butt fun.

Bartenders will have a new chapter Christmas day for all you happy bastards. It's getting serious now but has plenty of potential but not really harem situations. Will Bishop be able to take our Irish dream boat? Will Maire stop scrunching her face? Will Celestia put down that damn cake? Find out on the next episode of My Bartender also has a Harem and is my Uncles Brother?

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Well feck me in the ass and call it Christmas.

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