HOLY COW 500 UPVOTES ON METRO!!! I never thought I'd see the day that I would get so many on that story! I'm amazed that all of you like it so much! Thank you soooo much!

Now, I guess in order to celebrate that 500th upvote, I would like to personally thank the 500th person because they got that special number :D

Of course I would also like to thank every single one of you who has upvoted it since I first posted it all that time ago!

Have a glaring Artyom for reasons!

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So as it turns out I'm NOT done with college yet.

One of the professors miscounted and I STILL don't have enough for my scholarship yet.

And this is a Maths professor, mind you. This is inexcusable.

Well... I dunno if I'll have anything out by August now.

Well at least I don't have to do any more exams, thank god. But now... I'm not sure. I mean, I almost have what I've been asked ready, so I might have this wrapped up sooner.

I'll let you know if I have something ready by then.

Well, it went better than expected!

Got silver medal in everything I competed in, (Would've gotten gold in sparring but one of the judges knocked off a point for something I didn't even do).

The demo was disappointing this year but I hear it's because last year's demo team just couldn't afford to travel all the way from Korea down to Texas this year.

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Well feck me in the ass and call it Christmas.

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It's shit. It's really just shit.

And of course, I'm sure my stupid escapades of disobeying my parents is what's causing this because God isn't happy with me, and so now my parents are talking to my sister about how she shouldn't be proud of her goodness because it's vain and it'll condemn her and I'm getting fucking sick of it, why am I always the catalyst?

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Let's just get this out in the open.

I love clop and romance stories. The more carnal the better. In the last few months that I've been reading I've come across the same trope in writing over and over again. Horn jobs, sloppy blow jobs, mare tits, etc. Maybe I'm missing something but I want to bring in something fresh something...

Naughty

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Top o' the mornin to ya laddies!

Shite I need to stop.

After a very, very good night sleep I woke up to more support, more jokes, and generally people being their filthy selves on my equally filthy story. All in all a good day to wake up.

Of course then I get a message notification (which is rare) and I'm greeted with this delightful gem of knowledge.

Oh boy.

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HOO BOY, SHIBIDYBABBIDYBOOBIDY

BARCAST IS TONIGHT

_{I'm approximately this hype}

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