Jan
12th
2017
We're number One · 4:13pm Jan 12th, 2017
You think after six feckin weeks I'd have a little leeway from being sick but NOOOOOOOOOOO. Frickin town dropped to -40* (Fahrenheit) all frickin week and I went ahead and got a head cold so bad I was out like a bloody light all week. Gods I really am a monster aren't I?
Anyways while I'm dying I'm writing tid bits when I'm not coughing up green stuff and begging for the sweet release of death. Thank you for everyones patience and please stay tuned for more updates on HIE and The Problem with Wizards.
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-40 isn't bad though.
Feel better dude
4380476 NOT BAD!? ANTARCTICA IS -15!!!
4380493 I live in Alaska. I'm used to -65 lol. Then again, it's like 3f right now. The lower 48 have been getting our weather the last few winters, but we are expecting -45 this weekend.
I'll probably be out fucking around in it.
Try a shot of neat vodka with black pepper. Should sort out the illness.
4380570 Currently residing in MT for the time being. Ireland is never this damn cold.
4381868 Honestly just tried that and damn. You're an asshole but I love it.
4382256 yeah, kind of a big climate difference. Just wait till you get the fucking insane winds. Good luck.
4382259 Already has. the wind last month ripped the siding from the house I'm renting. The residents say it's "Perfectly Normal."
4382274 Ugh, I'll take my -65 over that crap any day of the week.
4382256 i have always found it to work. So long as you dont vomit first...