All I want for Christmas is... Bronchitis? · 6:40am Dec 20th, 2016
Well feck me in the ass and call it Christmas.
Happy holidays all you jolly arseholes! This is an update as per the usual highlighting my progress on the newest chapter of Bartender in Equestria and the newest story Lords of Sol. Fact is there hasn't been much progress at all! Aint' that feckin grand? While healing up from my last surgery And gettin myself one sexy ass scar comin' in My kind loving mother has decided on top of healing and bedrest I should have Bronchitis to add to it all!
No offense to my mom, but I didn't need explosive coughing fits on top of a festering wound and other feckin thing. Progress has been slow and I apologize to my readers that I haven't gotten the newest chapter updated since I know a lot of you get a much needed laugh out of it. I'm working on it when I'm not puking my guts out or desperately trying not to take a drink to ease the pain.
Uh... Yeah. and in regards to the overuse of the spoiler feature I got an email regarding my saturated use of a colorful language. So from now on in order to still use my feckin piece of shite arseholes trying to feckin censor me. I'll be sure to meet them one day and plow them in the ass until their butthole looks like a manhole. colorful language I'll be censoring Seriously fuck all those fair weather pansies gettin their panties in a bunch over some words my blog posts.
Also since so many of you liked my "high" writing for the new chapter I've decided to use it. Now go enjoy your holiday and I'll post the damned story as fast as my shaky snot covered hands can.
Cheers!
Could be worse.
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JOIN THE FECKIN CLUB SILENT
SICKNESS CAN SUCK MY DICK
Seriously though hope you get better soon man!
Remember, its the thought that counts. At she got you something that you could immediately use, even if it wasn't what you wanted.
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