Remember when Trixie eating pinecones was a thing?

I remember when Trixie eating pinecones was a thing.

It was weird, but fun.

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Anyway, in other news, I saw the movie trailer.

I'm actually pretty hyped, more than I expected to be, in all honesty.

Looks like it'll be weird but fun.

But you know what would make it better?

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Pinecones.

I may or may not be having a mental breakdown right now, spent too long awake. Please forgive my spam.

Ello again lads! I know it's been a few weeks since I last updated, I've been really busy with packing, sorting out my finance and among other things, I also fucked up my left wrist a few days ago and I'm currently on the mend for that. I've been on and off with three chapters on the go so I can release them as soon as I get myself settled in my student accommodation for University.

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Hello!

It's been a long few months mate, been back and forth to my Flat at Uni, and my normal home, and now Im stuck at home doing online lessons for my course. Fun.

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Hi guys!

I'm currently getting shit faced with a lot of alcohol. It’s my 20th birthday. I hope everyone's doing alright. And I’ll be back to writing on the 24th once I’ve finished my assignment for University.

In the meantime, here’s a Twilight blep. Not sure whether it’s a horny one or a cute one. I say both.

Have a good one ye twats!

Well, looks like Im moving out for four years and after Uni Im going to be somewhere around 40 grand debt, yeeeeeey!!!

Anyways! The next chapter is coming along, just having a few issues with it but it's nothing I can not fix. Hope you all are having a bloody brilliant evening.

P.S You're still a pinecone.

Ello ello lads!

How've you all been? Good, I hope?

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Hi guys! I know it’s been rather long since another chapter came out, but I'm working on that, I’ve currently got two chapters on the go, ones nearing completion, if I don’t get one done tonight you should probably expect it tomorrow. And if I don’t manage to do that you have free reign on ddossing my house to oblivion.

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The amount of work Im behind in University is fuckin mental mate. Absolutely fucked my sleep schedule aswell.

Anyways, I know I still haven't posted a new chapter, it's really really fuckin hard to find time between 5 modules, multiple assignments due in stupid hours in the morning and even more time for just myself, like eating, talking to family/friends etc. I think this is what I get for moving away from home alone heh.

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