(This video is what made me realize the following.)
Once upon a time, there was a magical land with dim-witted bulldog people,
I dream of another world.
I don’t remember when it started. For all I know it could have been happening from the moment I became capable of dreaming. But it happens every night, without fail. As a filly I enjoyed it. I mean, I got exotic stories every night when I fell asleep. How cool is that? Needless to say, my parents never had trouble getting me to sleep at night.
For reasons known only to themselves, Nintendo doesn't really go in for creating new characters; in the Legend of Zelda games at least, once a character's been added, we're stuck with them for the next thirty years...
Except that, when I started working on a list, this turned out not to be true. I've played too much Hyrule Warriors.
Here's another scene that I have in mind for the sequel of A Sweetie Dreamland and that I hope to place somewhere. The idea was just so surealist that I just had to do it. Enjoy!
"You mean that YOU actually almost managed to conquer your whole universe?" asked Wolf. "By the way, I fold."
"Yes. Twice." Bowser eyed him. "Why are you so surprised?"
"Because you act like an idiot most of the times," laughed Hades.