...which you do, I'm sure, then you need to read this Guardian article:

How we made: The Muppet Christmas Carol

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This is pretty much exactly what it says on the tin, for the record.

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So you may have noticed a couple of things:

1. 'Tis the season
2. I like listening to myself ramble.

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(Note: I'm interested in reviewing films in my spare time and this is going to be a long one. In fact, it might well be Part 1 of something. But it probably won't mean much to anyone not familiar with Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens or its adaptations. In that event, maybe you're just curious about why I'm worked up, maybe you consider it justice for me defending divisive stuff like the Disney remakes or Star Wars Sequel Trilogy or maybe you are genuinely interested in Dickens in which

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And we're back.
I'm here violently savaging a film you don't really care much about for really no-one's pleasure but my own.
You see how annoying it is from my perspective now?!
I kid...

Anyway.
So we're about a quarter through Nicholas Nickleby 2001 and have gotten past the Dotheboys School Saga and I feel virtually nothing.

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5. A Hearth's Warming Tail

4. A Christmas Carol (2009)

3. The Muppet Christmas Carol

2. Scrooged

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Merry Christmas, my good friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the 5th installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna be reviewing "A Christmas Carol". The 2009 film directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Jim Carrey to be precise.

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Happy New Year, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 5th and final installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", and for my final film review of 2021, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "A Christmas Carol". The 1984 adaption starring George C. Scott, to be precise.

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It's about time I came back to this.
Sorry, things get a bit hectic with one thing or another. I shouldn’t have to tell anyone that but I don’t even have a social life even without lockdown so I don’t have an excuse.

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Okay, I think it’s finally time to put this thing to bed (Preferably one in the Oliver Twist workhouse!).

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