Y'know, I'll be the first to admit that my views on many things tend toward the unorthodox... Perhaps even the contradictory. I can be a loudmouth asshole, but I have some very particular rules as to how I am a loudmouth asshole. But god damn do I pride myself on being at least internally consistent.

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Let's talk about the internet for a moment, shall we?

When you're on the internet, you've got time. That's the beauty of it. You can sit, you can consider, you can think about what you're going to do before you do it. It's magnificent.

So why the fuck do so many people like to pretend that they can speak too quickly on the internet!?

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Ladies and Gentlemen! Behold! Today I shall pretend that this is a regular Blog and not something on a horsie website!

Disclaimer: I am about to piss in some people's Cheerios™. I'm gonna bring up a topic that will make some people angry, others uncomfortable, and might even lose me some hypersensitive followers. If you hate me because of this blog post, allow me to preface with: You won't be missed.

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Apparently, if you have an opinion the author doesn't like, they simply delete your comment then block you from posting. That is what Inked Moongleam does, at least. Their latest story "Vitale" is supposedly trying to "bring more trans representation"... in the form of a 12 year old girl prostitute. Everything about the story is trash. Worse, the flip flops the author has made in the comments leads me to believe the story is a massive troll. It sounds like it is intended to hate on trans, not

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Oh Mah Gawd!

Rule 63 me (a.k.a. VitalSparkle) told me she just had to pose in front of it because apparently that's a thing now. She says it's her favourite number or something.

Oh no, sorry, she's just corrected me… her second favourite number. (So what's your favourite number? It's… oh? O mai!)

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Okay, so my art contest is finally closed. I received twenty-two entries from twelve people, and it's going to be a tough job figuring out who should win. There are about six that really stand out from the others, each for different reasons, so it's going to be hard to select an overall winner. Nevertheless, I hope to announce the winner this weekend.

In the mean time, enjoy a slideshow of all the entries set to a Nightcore version of the Kill La Kill theme tune (in Japanese).

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So the deadline for my art contest has always been the 10th of September, but I never specified a time, so I'll do that now. It'll be the end of the day — one second before the 11th of September starts. What time zone? GMT. (And note that because of daylight savings, the UK is currently one hour ahead of GMT.)

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Okay, so there's now only two weeks to go until the end of my art contest. If you've not entered yet but intend to, then you might want to think about getting started. If you have entered, and are feeling bored, you can enter again if you like. There's no per-person limit and I've already had two or three entries from some people.

Interestingly, all the entries so far have been ponies. No humanized pictures or anthro yet.

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Okay, so Phoebe said I should do a competition for people to draw my OC, Vital Sparkle.

There's a prize! I'll write you a romance story with your choice of characters. It will be at least 1000 words long, and if I get into it could end up much longer, but I'm making no promises. Also, I'm a slow writer so it'll probably take months. It can be T-rated or M-rated (your choice), and if the latter you can choose what... errr... "topics" I should cover in the story.

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Okay, so there are four days left for my art contest. So far there have been eleven entries from eight artists (because you're allowed to enter more than one picture).

I really, really have no idea how I'm going to pick a winner. It's going to be tough.

But why not make it tougher, and send me some more pictures?

Clearly I want to punish myself.

Also, SunsetJack is new OTP.

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There are now exactly four weeks to go in my contest.

For those who haven't heard about it, the details are here.

So far, there have been nine entries into the contest, and seeing absolutely every one of them has put a big grin on my face. In one case, a grin that lasted for hours — you know who you are .

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I was on my way to bed, but decided to write about how much I enjoy colouring in. Can't you just imagine me lying on my stomach on the carpet in my very short shorts, kicking my legs back and forth and humming The Smile Song, surrounded by crayons, and trying to stay in the lines of my My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic colouring book for ages 3+?

So cute.

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The Magic Inside, featuring Applejack and Countess Coloratura!

Okay, so the time has come to announce a winner for my art contest. I've already shown you all the entries — there were a lot. I loved every entry, but I had to narrow it down to a "short list" of the five entries which really caught my attention.

But before I come to them, here's one entry which deserves a special mention!

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Winter's Woods, where Vitale Luster and Radiant Blossom offers themselves to a group of stallions in desperate need of female company!

The first chapter of a new anthology is now availble! Join Vitale Luster, a trans filly, as she travels across Equestria with her mother and her sister. Expect heartwarming moments and sexy clop!

Read it here!

Yes, Fluttershy Meets a Mantis Shrimp got featured! How dat happen?!

Thanks to everyone who read, favourited, upvoted, and made that happen!

Majin Syeekoh and I will be putting on a hot selfcest show to celebrate and you're all invited!

lel.

Okay, so Tennis Match Fan has a next gen OC called Palm Tree who is the daughter of Equestria Girls background humans Sweet Leaf and Green Cycle. (Personally I think she takes after her mother.)

Anyway, she's cute, right?!

So I said I ship her with me.

And Tennis Match Fan drew me a picture of that! Yay!

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