I’m not good at romance.
A guy once tried to choke me and then begged for sex, and that’s just the third most horrible confession I’ve gone through. A girl in my high school refused to go out with a guy unless he stabbed his own arm with three needles to show his love. One of my teachers had to go to the hospital on New Year’s because she got a champagne bottle stuck to her vagina.
In what might be the most hilariously on-brand move on my part, I am currently facing a lot of hardships because I was too stupid to be stupid. I was too good at studying, and now I'm in deep shit. Classic Aragón, let me tell you.
So today I wore my Twilight Sparkle cosplay to school, and i promised pics, so here you are!
this morning (i was in the car. it was dark)
after school
mah puppy
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS looks like elle's gonna win the prize
I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR WARS
AND
AAAGGGHHHHH
also i had like 169 new stuff in my feed whut
As of today, I'm twenty-six years old, but this isn't a blog about that. That'd be boring.
So here's a free comic about Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer. Mostly Trixie. Happy birthday to me.
FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that
there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT
anyway here's the commercial
...First you both go out your way
And the vibe is feeling strong
And what's small turn to a friendship
A friendship turn to a bond
And that bond will never be broken
The love will never get lost (and the love will never get lost)
And when brotherhood come first
Then the line will never be crossed
Established it on our own
When that line had to be drawn
And that line is what we reach
So remember me when I'm gone (remember me when I'm gone)
I'm very busy lately. But here is a quick and short update so you won't be in the dark about my current writing progress anymore.
[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"
Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q
Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.
turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
Well ladies and gents, this will be the last Saturday we'll all be here, waiting for a new episode to drop.
I haven't seen it, and I've largely avoided spoilers, so I really don't know entirely what to expect. I'm nervous. Excited. Anxious. Hopeful. Wistful. Lots of things, really. We'll see how it all shakes out.
Because I have nothing better to do, I have taken the liberty to find wigs that work well for MLP characters for your cosplay/ costuming needs.
So yeah, BronyCon tomorrow, which is very yay (such pony, much yay), but we have to sit through the flight now, which is not so yay. And we were supposed to take off at nine twenty, but we were delayed and we haven't even boarded yet which also isn't yay.
Edit: OH WAIT
WE BOARDED
THANK YOU FINALLY HALLELUJAH TIS A CHANNUKAH MIRACLE
Edit 2: OKAY TAKING OFF IN LIKE TWO MINUTES I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN LIKE THREE HOURS OR SOMETHING BYEEEEEE
guessss what i did instead of being productive this morning
I got into rarity closet cosplay!
Yay!
hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW
that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!
mwa
-mono
Sup guys?
I just got home from watching all seven Star Wars movies in consecutive order
It was my friend's bday and that's what she wanted to do
Basically it was great
I still love TFA ... but I could rant about a lot of it
and there are so many things ive realized about star wars just now
I want to ramble on but I wont bore you
TTFN!
Ta ta for now
Hi everybody!
I hope you've been having nice holidays if you celebrate them, and if you don't, I hope you've been having a wonderful week. Since it's very unlikely TEK will update before the year ends, and since my end of year blogpost won't be till later, I just wanted to share with y'all a comic ArcticWaters gave me for Xmas which is AMAZING and depicts the first time Twilight sees snow after a thousand years.
Putting it under the cut