YOU ALL SAID HE WAS TOO BIG

YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS BEING STUPID

BUT WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW, SUCKERS?!

Change a few lines and words and boom. Trixie's Song.

Apparently Warner Bros is ashamed of Gremlins 2 1990 now

Uh, one quick question:

What kind of installment to the Looney Tunes franchise is this?!

For that matter, what kind of sitcom is this?!

Okay, that’s actually two questions. Still though, these questions are ones that I will happily answer in this review of this 2011-2014 waste of time “The Looney Tunes Show”.

Here’s what it’s about:

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Adán: Real men don't molest little kids that they're babysitting. Real men forget all about the kids, that they're supposed to be babysitting...

*Crash*

Adán: Uh oh...

Adán: Well, just calmly explain to your sister about why her child is stuck where ever it is they've gotten themselves stuck this time around.

Bro: Oh God, she's going to be upset... again.

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Salutations, my good chaps.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, I'm gonna give you guys my 98th film analysis by reviewing "Sherlock Holmes".

Here's the summary of this film *Clears throat*:

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Five foot two, eyes of blue,
But oh! what those five foot could do,
Has anybody seen my girl?
Turned-up nose, turned-down hose,
All dressed up in fancy clothes
Has anybody seen my pal?

Now if you run into a five-foot-two
Covered with skin,
Diamond rings, and all those things,
Bet your life it isn't him,
But could he love, yes, could he woo,
Yes, could he, could he, could he coo!
Has anybody seen my pal?

C'mon everybody!

Five foot two, eyes of blue,

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GaPJaxie mentioned the Would It Matter if I Made This Group? group in his blog! I don't know why I feel so accomplished, considering all I really did was make a group that was organized.

Then again, that's a surprisingly big feat, considering some groups.

Now I just need to get him to read my story...

Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 26th episode analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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It’s finally here, previewing for you!
If you know the hype, you can join in too!
Put your hooves together for something old school!
Because next year, they’re gonna rule!

I know I had a good one this year. I've had a rather pleasant day spending a little bit of time with friends & family, currently getting ready for dinner, and I received the following presents, which I actually opened on Christmas Eve yesterday:

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*Looking out window wishfully*

"Uh, dad? You okay?"

"I'm fine Pharynx, just thinking..."

"About what?"

"I wasn't there for you..."

"Oh, this again."

"Phar, shush. Go on dad."

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Okay, so you know how much the world has pretty much developed into a black veil of hopelessness that is sure to be damned at one point or another? Well, it turns out that not only has the system gone to all hell, but some of the people I've seen around town have taken to it, as well!

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I spent the last few days trying to come up with something for the Duo Duck Hunt and I think that I found something good enough.

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Rating scale:

10/10: Perfect season! Amazing and flawless!
9/10: Awesome season. It has minor flaws but has more positives than negatives.
8/10: Great season. It has several problems but not enough to ruin it.

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