Sorry, I know I just posted a blog, but I'm HYPED for the new smash (Snake, Daisy, Inkling, AND Ridley?! Holy shit it's like Sakurai read my mind! )

...so I figured I'd do what EVERYBODY is doing and post my character roster wish list.

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Mine would have to be:

• Mario
• Link
• Samus
• Pit
• Ness
• Pikachu
• Marth
• Inkling (Purple one)

Not sure why I chose them. I just wanna write a Smash story focusing on these guys. I’d call them “the Ultimate 8”.

But I ain't never smashed a bro that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like Luigi, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're tauntin' and where you're blockin'
Or you and your homies might be smashed in bulk, fool

So who's ready for some Smash?

Some of the Classic Mode sequences in Smash Ultimate are massive fuck-yous. Seriously. Others can be a bit...disappointing.

Whoever's running the weekend Events thinks they're funny. This weekend, one of the spirits is the Cucco from the Zelda series. The battle opponent? Three mini-Falcos.

I tried battling online for the first time today. Holy crap I suck against real humans. Ah well, having fun.

Sometime next week I'll post videos of me sucking at Smash.

“Correct.”

“...Why is R.O.B in here?”

YOU ALL SAID HE WAS TOO BIG

YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS BEING STUPID

BUT WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW, SUCKERS?!

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Starting Class: Myrmidon
Inventory: Iron Sword, Galaxia (Meta Knight only Sword)
Personal Skill: Mach Tornado (Mag x 0.75% chance of adding 50% more damage)
Base Stats:
[HP - 19] [Str - 7] [Mag - 1] [Def - 6] [Res - 2] [Lck - 8] [Skl - ] [Spd - 2]
Stat Growths:

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Today, the third member of my core Smash team fell into place, and Moth's Angels are set to make their mark...in the epic annals of online fail.

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I've now cleared Classic Mode with almost half the character roster.

Anyone who can main Snake has mad respect. I can NOT figure out how to play Snake for the life of me.

I've spent most of today bouncing back and forth between the Spirit Board and WoL (still have a LOOOOOOOONG way to go there.)

I'm also trying to master Wii Fit Trainer as my sub-main. Not sure why.

Holy Celestia Ponies, the one of the days I have been waiting for has come. The lovely Umbra Witch Bayonnetta has come to Smash Bros.

I'm even more excited about her than I was about Cloud.

If you didn't alrady know I am a huge video game fan. I just heard Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII is going to be a new character in Super Smash Bros for the WII U. I am so excited a Final Fantasy charater is going to be in Smash. I just hoped it would be Squall from VIII, but Cloud is the better known charater.

Starting Class: Knight
Inventory: Dragonpike, Steel Lance, Vulnearary
Personal Skill: Varia (Grants +2 Str/Def/Spe when holding a wyrm-slaying weapon)
Base Stats:
[HP - 26] [Str - 9] [Mag - 0] [Def - 10] [Res - 9] [Lck - 7] [Skl - 5] [Spd - 8]
Stat Growths:

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So I've had Smash for a couple days now, and...

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Why do I have to close the game itself to exit Adventure mode? That is all.

Didn't clock a lot of Smash time today because today was mostly a lazy do-nothing day. Like, all the do nothings. Like, spent most of the day asleep or watching TV nothing.

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