"Her daddy got a big aeroplane,
Her mommy holds all the family cash,
A beautiful blows, I stay at the corner,
She is living in and out of tune.

Hey you,
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your vitamin C.
Hey you,
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your vitamin C,
Your vitamin C.

And at Christmas riding on her pony
Or she is stepping on the pigman's head,

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from the Comments.

Bro imagine the villain monologue.
"So tell what is your favorite flavor? I like my victims to enjoy their last breathes"

https://twitter.com/Cheesymanfredo/status/1640104801110478848

"On a dilemma between what I need and what I just want
Between your thighs I feel a sensation
How long can I resist the temptation?
I've got my bird, you've got your man
So who else do we need, really?

Now I'm here, I may as well put my other hand in yours
While we decide how far to go and if we've got time to do it now
And if it's half as good for you as it is for me

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Horse words. Anime. Horse words. Anime.

In favour of horse words: I have friends to talk to and horse words to write here. Oh, and 4 stories in my Tracking library, which is more than I've had in a while. But nothing too urgent.

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