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Feb
5th
2019

My Movie Review on Mousehunt · 10:39pm Feb 5th, 2019

What’s up, you guys! A Man Undercover in the house!

Today, I will be reviewing “Mousehunt”!

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Oct
24th
2020

My Movie Review on The Pirates! Band of Misfits · 2:36pm Oct 24th, 2020

Ahoy, me harteys!

This be your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 8th installment of my "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Pirates! Band of Misfits".

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May
2nd
2020

My Movie Review on All Dogs Go to Heaven · 1:22pm May 2nd, 2020

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Don Bluth's "All Dogs Go to Heaven".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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Mar
12th
2023

Movie review: Puss in Boots the Last Wish · 12:23am Mar 12th, 2023

I am speechless.

This movie was beyond good. This is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.

I am trying to find words, but I can't. So I'll free associate; no spoilers below.

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Aug
18th
2023

Thoughts on Oppenheimer · 4:59am Aug 18th, 2023

I wasn't going to see this at first, initially. I've never been a fan of Christopher Nolan's work, and after "Tenet" came out I swore I'd never have anything to do with one of his films again... but my mom wanted to see this and I decided that I may as well tag along so she'd have someone to watch it with.

Imagine my surprise to find that I actually was able to sit through the entire three-hour runtime and not once find myself wishing that the movie would hurry up or just end.

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May
18th
2019

Avengers End Game · 3:09pm May 18th, 2019

Aug
5th
2016

Movie Review: Suicide Squad · 10:15pm Aug 5th, 2016

Directed by
David Ayer
Written by
David Ayer
Produced by
Charles Roven
Richard Suckle
Running time
123 minutes


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Jun
16th
2016

In Other News...TMNT Review · 6:39am Jun 16th, 2016

Well, in between editing and posting chapters for my latest story, I found time to see the new TMNT film in theaters and thought I'd give my opinion on it...for those who are actually interested in that sort of thing. So, here it is, my review for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.

I just know the excitement's killing you.

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Oct
18th
2018

Movie review: "First Man" · 1:52am Oct 18th, 2018

So, last night I went to see "First Man". It's a movie about:


(1) a man who can't deal with his own emotions, and really can't deal with other human beings when under stress;


(2) how wide Claire Foy can dilate her pupils; and


(3) how Buzz Aldrin was a completely gratuitous dick, even more so than history records.

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May
24th
2019

Aladdin (2019) · 2:30am May 24th, 2019

Nov
17th
2018

The Land Before Time 30th Anniversary Retrospective Part 15 · 1:28pm Nov 17th, 2018

Nov
9th
2018

The Land Before Time 30th Anniversary Retrospective Part 7 · 1:43pm Nov 9th, 2018

Mar
25th
2023

Movie reviews and thoughts on writing · 9:45am Mar 25th, 2023

I flew to Los Angeles and back this week*, and watched several movies on the plane.

I'm on record talking shit about people who only watch TV/Anime/movies—never reading—and then inflict prose upon the New Column. However, that's not to say there aren't great writing lessons to be learned from movies, so long as it's part of a balanced, good-prose-heavy diet.

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Dec
7th
2019

My Movie Review on The Santa Clause · 5:46pm Dec 7th, 2019

Ho ho ho, my good friends and readers!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the 3rd installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna give you guys my review on Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause".

Here's the summary of it:

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Dec
16th
2018

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse · 1:29am Dec 16th, 2018

Nov
11th
2018

The Land Before Time 30th Anniversary Retrospective Part 9 · 1:52pm Nov 11th, 2018

Nov
15th
2018

The Land Before Time 30th Anniversary Retrospective Part 13 · 1:19pm Nov 15th, 2018

Nov
6th
2019

My Movie Review on Coco (Plus, a Bonus) · 2:22pm Nov 6th, 2019

Bueno dias, my Amigos.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here once again with another review.

And today, I've decided to give you my fourth "Thanksgiving Treat" by reviewing Disney-Pixar's "Coco".

Here's what it's about:

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Apr
15th
2020

Movie Review: What We Do in the Shadows · 5:14am Apr 15th, 2020

(Original can be found on my DeviantArt account, here)

Written and directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, What We Do in the Shadows is a 2014 mockumentary / horror-comedy about an eccentric group of vampires who live in a flat in Wellington, New Zealand. Their day-to-day (or is that "night-to-night"? XD) lives are recorded by a specially hired documentary crew.

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Oct
10th
2017

Skarsnik's Spoiler-Covered Review of My Little Pony: the Movie · 8:35pm Oct 10th, 2017

I saw it at long last. I watched it in fa feater, an' I observed da whole thing wiv an open mind. So... da first question is obviously first. What did I fink of our most expected and pony-filled adventure free years in da makin'? Youse gonna find out now.

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