Ahoy, me harteys!
This be your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, for the 8th installment of my "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Pirates! Band of Misfits".
Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Don Bluth's "All Dogs Go to Heaven".
Here's the summary of this tale:
I am speechless.
This movie was beyond good. This is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.
I am trying to find words, but I can't. So I'll free associate; no spoilers below.
I wasn't going to see this at first, initially. I've never been a fan of Christopher Nolan's work, and after "Tenet" came out I swore I'd never have anything to do with one of his films again... but my mom wanted to see this and I decided that I may as well tag along so she'd have someone to watch it with.
Imagine my surprise to find that I actually was able to sit through the entire three-hour runtime and not once find myself wishing that the movie would hurry up or just end.
Directed by
David Ayer
Written by
David Ayer
Produced by
Charles Roven
Richard Suckle
Running time
123 minutes
Well, in between editing and posting chapters for my latest story, I found time to see the new TMNT film in theaters and thought I'd give my opinion on it...for those who are actually interested in that sort of thing. So, here it is, my review for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.
I just know the excitement's killing you.
So, last night I went to see "First Man". It's a movie about:
(1) a man who can't deal with his own emotions, and really can't deal with other human beings when under stress;
(2) how wide Claire Foy can dilate her pupils; and
(3) how Buzz Aldrin was a completely gratuitous dick, even more so than history records.
I flew to Los Angeles and back this week*, and watched several movies on the plane.
I'm on record talking shit about people who only watch TV/Anime/movies—never reading—and then inflict prose upon the New Column. However, that's not to say there aren't great writing lessons to be learned from movies, so long as it's part of a balanced, good-prose-heavy diet.
Ho ho ho, my good friends and readers!
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
And today, for the 3rd installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna give you guys my review on Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause".
Here's the summary of it:
Bueno dias, my Amigos.
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here once again with another review.
And today, I've decided to give you my fourth "Thanksgiving Treat" by reviewing Disney-Pixar's "Coco".
Here's what it's about:
(Original can be found on my DeviantArt account, here)
Written and directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, What We Do in the Shadows is a 2014 mockumentary / horror-comedy about an eccentric group of vampires who live in a flat in Wellington, New Zealand. Their day-to-day (or is that "night-to-night"? XD) lives are recorded by a specially hired documentary crew.
I saw it at long last. I watched it in fa feater, an' I observed da whole thing wiv an open mind. So... da first question is obviously first. What did I fink of our most expected and pony-filled adventure free years in da makin'? Youse gonna find out now.