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Not a "new" chapter, per se. Just an alternate idea I had for Nightmare Night this year that y'all might enjoy.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/468788/13/side-of-beans/new-noses-alternate-nightmare-night

Well, not for a bit. It's gonna take me a little bit to properly proofread and edit my 9k word monstrosity.

But sometime soon. I'll keep y'all posted.

I forgot about this little ditty. I don't even remember why I wrote it originally. I'm not even sure that I was the one who wrote it, but I think I did.

But I'll put it here for all of you to enjoy while I'm busy cleaning out my garage. (Seriously, how many cans of ten year old paint are there in here?)

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So, I is working on the next chapter of Who Is Pinkie Pie, and something I wrote in there got me to thinking.

If I were to take a pegasus and stick his / her head under his / her wing, would that put them to sleep like other birbs?

Which, naturally, led me to this little tidbit of a scene between Celestia and Bean:

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5bap has struck again, and this time, he's done a lovely scene with the newest member of the Bean family.
Be sure to go here and leave a fav and a nice comment!

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I've had a couple two people ask when the next chapter for Harem Noses will come out.

The answer to that is: probably not for a while. At the moment, I'm putting the finishing touches on the next chapter of Preggo Noses, in which Baked Bean does not make an appearance. After that, I'm gonna work on the next chapter of Preggo, so I can tie it into the special Nightmare Night chapter I have planned!

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Check it out! This lovely fanart was commissioned by a fan who wishes to remain anonymous, and was drawn by Apricalico!

And now, it is the new cover art for Harem Noses!

Can you believe that No Nose was published 3 years ago today? Crazy, eh?

I was gonna do a special anniversary chapter in Preggo Nose, but real life has conspired against me and I don't have one ready. (But I still want to do one later. :) So, instead, I thought I'd put up a little question in the official Bean group for all of you to answer, if you'd like. Or, if you'd prefer, you can leave your answer here.

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To-Do list:
☑Get new Harem Bean words written. 3 chapters so far.
☑Get next chapter of New Noses to Know done. Just over 10k words.
☑Send Bean words to editors.
☐Wait for screams of "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" to die down.
☐Revise, edit, repair.
☐Final quality check.
☐Publish!

I'm kinda thinking next week sometime. Stay tuned!

Yes, Baked Bean got out of his cage again. This time, he's been spotted over in Goldfur's Mark my Words, so at least we know he's being treated well by an exceptional author. Go check it out, and be amazed as my Trixie sees what she could have been, and share your love with poor, poor Chrissy, who gets quite the tounge lashing.

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Woo!
5. - Crystalling Pt. 1 - New Noses To Know - Fimfiction

"What happened in here?" Celestia asked as she looked over the half inch of water that evenly coated the floor of her personal chambers.

"Daddy's fixing the leak in the bathroom sink," Apollo replied from atop his perch on the bed. "But it doesn't like him, so it's spitting at him. A lot."

"I see. Is he still in there?"

"Yeah," Apollo said as Celestia's magic hoisted him on to her back.

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Have you ever said to yourself, "Self, I sure do like that No Nose Knows story, but I wish I could listen to it, like while I'm driving, or doing household chores and such. But I cannot stand that automated reader! Alas, poor me!"

Your problems are now at an end, good friend! Thanks to Fire Hearth, you can now listen to a dramatic audio recording of the first chapter!

Interested? Then check go it out!

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For the 559 people who cared, I am back now.

And on an unrelated note, I totally missed Celestia Day! I feel like such a horrible sunbutt lover now.

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