Have you ever said to yourself, "Self, I sure do like that No Nose Knows story, but I wish I could listen to it, like while I'm driving, or doing household chores and such. But I cannot stand that automated reader! Alas, poor me!"
So as the overtime continues to flow forth like the Plauges of Egypt (I think we just passed boils and we're now moving into fire and brimstone), I thought I'd share some early Irrespective writing that isn't pony related with you, my erstwhile readers.
"What happened in here?" Celestia asked as she looked over the half inch of water that evenly coated the floor of her personal chambers.
"Daddy's fixing the leak in the bathroom sink," Apollo replied from atop his perch on the bed. "But it doesn't like him, so it's spitting at him. A lot."
GASP! New story! How did I miss this!
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maybe you're like me and is currently just waiting for harem noses tp be updated?
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Yes an update there would be most apriciated :)
It has been far too long sinc the last one.
>9000 words

>Part 1