Apr

16th

2017

ENCHANTED LIBRARY PHYSICAL COPY · 9:25am Apr 16th, 2017

Hi everyone!

I see folks usually do a small con recap blogpost thingy, so I'm doing one BECAUSE I'M A LOSER WHO WANTS TO BE COOL TOO IDK

Thing is, I won't do my con recap until a few days later. This one is mostly because I'm a loser and I want to share with you guys one of the most important things I've ever gotten, courtesy of the amazing Swansong.

Report Monochromatic · 1,814 views · #Like let me tell you #i was nearly in tears lmao #MY BABY #FORMATTED #LIKE A BOOK #I LOOK AT IT AND I GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT #AND its great because lmao tara was like #"omg is this fanfiction???" "Yeah......" "Did you read this??" "....... I wrote it....." #and I EXPECTED HER TO JUDGE ME SO HARD BUT INSTEAD SHE GASPED AND WAS LIKE BRUUUUH #AND CALLED HER MANAGER TO COME LOOK AT IT #AND TABITHA WAS BASICALLY THE SAME AND IT WAS SO WILD GUYS IT WAS SO WILD #SWAN DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB WITH IT AND I JUST #CRY 5EVER

Oct

29th

2015

Update time, come on grab your friends · 10:31pm Oct 29th, 2015

Life update time!
I am currently brushing out all the tangles on my twilight sparkle wig, because I get to wear it to school tomorrow
i also just started season 5 of supernatural
and (spoiler warning) OKAY I BARELY REMEMBER HALF OF SEASON 4 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ALL OF SEASON 5 IS GONNA BE ABOUT LUCIFER. AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE CHUCK. AND ADAM WAS ADORABLE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE. AAGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BECOMING NUMB
but yeah!

Report anonymousjedi · 334 views · #im so awkward even when typing #and damn my leg smells like hair detangling spray #ive been styling my wig on my knee #and supernatural is weirder than normal #oh yeah and today is my aunt's bday #but dean is still hot #angsty and angry but hot #and i feel like falling asleep #but i have to finish this wig and walk my dog and study for my AP human geo quiz #OH YEAH IM SUPER HAPPY BECAUSE I DID BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD ON MY BIO TEST!!! WHOO HOO

Aug

21st

2019

hello i bring a meme · 9:28pm Aug 21st, 2019

hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

Report Monochromatic · 520 views · #ALSO I HAVE A NEW AVATAR #IT WAS DONE BY ADGERELLI AND COMMISSIONED BY MELESSE #SHES WEARING A RARITWI SCARF #which looks like the bi flag which checks out bc im biromantic #SO YEAH #honestly im probably the only one who thinks i'm hysterical but that's fine #because i am #god that is me though #I WAS TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND THE OTHER DAY #he's the mod of idrawraritwi #and i was like 'hey why don't you draw someone other than rarity and twilight' #and he was like #'because i like drawing them' #AND HONESTLY MOOD

Apr

30th

2016

i hate it when people yell at me for no reason · 4:11pm Apr 30th, 2016

my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

Report anonymousjedi · 469 views · #aaaaaa #sometimes i hate my family's views #and seriously #there is no need to yell about a short haircut #i want to go crawl into a hole and die #and/or just go to a hair salon and get super super short hair and come back home like "haha fuck you" #but i also dont want to be in an insane amount of trouble #so dying it is #agh i feel like crying #and i know hair is kinda stupid to be upset over #but like idk #its very frustrating to know your parents are so against you #*crawls into hole and dies*

Sep

16th

2018

(teaser #1) · 7:34pm Sep 16th, 2018

“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

Report CoffeeMinion · 476 views · #To Serve In Hell #Hell Returns #teaser #fire #burn #don't worry at this point it's kinda more like metaphorical fire #I'm not LITERALLY subjecting you to the image of a beloved character getting incinerated #though you gotta read the story to find out if that happens or not for sure #cuz this is not the kind of story where everypony walks away unscathed #but actually I feel like Rainbow Dash gets to have a pretty decent arc when all's said and done #though I still make no promises about the fire thing #mwahaha

Mar

15th

2019

Something Something Lunbra Something · 12:25am Mar 15th, 2019

Okay, hi everyone. It's Pi Day. I forgot about that and had no pie today. Then again, maybe I should blame dyscalculia again. I have no clue. I've been... not doing so well? I'unno. Ice Star is a bitter bean. Not much is new. What will be new is a new chapter of Enemy of Mine that I am close to done with, writing stage-wise.

Report Ice Star · 320 views · #distill these reaction images into pure ice star mental state #some people like the sound of their voice but i really like the sound of my fingers typing #maybe i'll do a thing #updates soon #look at me a real update king over here #all my muse does is swear and want more sleep but oversleeping is boring dumb muse #uhhh #blag #updates kind of #very distracted ice star makes dumb blogs #icestarpony #blag #boredom is honestly annoying #like who has the audacity to be bored not me i need to do things #brains are dumb

Nov

27th

2015

Which Sunset? · 1:54am Nov 27th, 2015

Okay so I'm getting this wig for Christmas for a Sunset Shimmer cosplay

But the thing is, I'm not sure if I want to cosplay old Sunset (from EQG and EQG:RR)

Or the Sunset revamp!

Report anonymousjedi · 681 views · #Sunset Shimmer #sunbutt 2.0 #sunny is mah waifu #i often cosplay mah baes #speaking of baes i'm also gonna cosplay asami sato #and rarity #and crona (from soul eater) #and a couple others #but asami and sunset and rarity and crona are my main baes #but seriously i'll probably go with her original design #it's easier to recognize her by it #i actually like how they have their cutiemarks on clothing in the EQG movies #it's kinda funny #ok but seriously guys i would love feedback #and pleeeeease someone comment on this blog #somepony #anypony

Oct

6th

2020

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

Report Aragon · 1,319 views · #So like I had to delete a footnote in this blog #where I explained that I'm actually classically trained in music #which is something that most people don't know? #even though I'm pretty sure I've talked about it #becuase I was like "this feels like bragging" #but now I'm like #I mean I do want to mention that I'm an oboe player #I spent years in the goddamn conservatory busting my ass after all #so I guess I'll just hide it in the tags cause I mean fuck it #most people prefer reading the tags over the blog anyway #and maybe I deserve to brag a little once in a while goddamn #just let me have this

Apr

4th

2019

We Sold Ourselves for Love but Now We're Free · 11:49pm Apr 4th, 2019

So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

Report Aragon · 1,437 views · #I am twenty four #and I got fucking carded the other day #and I know what you're thinking #oh it was probably one of those stores where they have to card everybody when they buy alcohol #NO IT FUCKING WASN'T #IT ABSOLUTELY WASN'T #THE CASHIER OUTRIGHT LOOKED AT ME AND SAID #WORD BY WORD #'I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EIGHTEEN' #I WAS LIKE ARE YOU REALLY GONNA MAKE ME GO BACK TO MY PLACE TO GET MY FUCKING ID #MY FATHER IS GOING TO LOSE HIS SHIT AT ME IF I COME BACK BECAUSE I LOOK UNDER EIGHTEEN AT AGE TWENTY FOUR #which made the cashier laugh and she sold me the beer anyway #mind you she was not convinced I was twenty four #she just found I was funny and desperate enough to buy alcohol--law be damned #and if that doesn't tell you everything you gotta know about my hometown #nothing will

Aug

2nd

2016

My stories and regrouping... · 3:46am Aug 2nd, 2016

So, as a lot of you have noticed, I have an abundance of stories on this site. Problem is, a lot of them are random one-offs that tie into my main story, "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie." Now, the reason this is a problem is because... Well, here's all the one-shots...

Report Harmony Charmer · 550 views · #harmonyvent #story regrouping #no i am not taking the stories down #i just want to focus everything together into one place #also i wanna come up with my own origin story for how pinkie and sombra met #instead of mooching off of rainbowbob #i feel bad for being lazy like that and not coming up with something original #i've always had ideas but i worried about how i was actually gonna do it #that and i feel bad for how i portrayed Pinkie and Sombra. I feel like I didn't put a lot of work into their relationship and that they got strangled by the red thread #i'm not ashamed of the series and I don't regret making it. I just want to make it better. Not just for myself but for you guys #also i lowkey wanna redo my EG SombraPie stuff because that teacher and student dynamic has started to bother me a lot #as did the ending for the second installment #i kinda want some feedback on this so i know how to go about this whole thing

Oct

25th

2015

okay yeah never mind · 9:34pm Oct 25th, 2015

there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now