Hero walked over to Zenex, who was holding a snowball. “Um... what the heck are you doing?”
“Nyah!” he threw the snowball, which landed on the ground.
Along a stone wall was Hive and Flutterwings, the latter of which was wear a standard issue fishnet infantry helmet. “Hive, the first shot has been fired! What should we do?”
Hive smirked. “Die Kälte hat mich sowieso nie gestört.”
“So... What’s your plan, Zenex?”
“Simple. I exploit Mantis and Dagger’s biggest fears. The destructions of wagons and drowning respectively.”
“So... You’re going burn a wagon for Mant, then use Dagger‘s aquaphobia against him? Isn’t that a bit much?”
“Nope!” * Runs off*
“...” *Facepalms*
*Knocks on door*
“Coming!” *Walks out and sees ten burning wagons* “...”
Zenex continued walking. He was holding the double barrel shotgun. he like it, as it seemed to have infinite ammunition. He didn’t have to reload or use any shells. He entered another chamber. This one had a familiar white pegasus in it.
He sighed. “Will you assholes ever learn? You’re not Melody.”
She turned around. “Ze—”
“Yeah, yeah, just make your introduction.”
Zenex happily walked through the hallways, holding his journal. As he walked, an older changeling snatched his journal and took off to a nearby crowd and began reading it aloud. Zen felt his heart drop like an atomic bomb as he started reading his more embarrassing entries. The crowd began laughing as the nymph stared in shock. He immediately ran off, crying.
Zenex looked around, pointing the pistol every which way. He sighed and continued walking, passing by a few cages. One of the prisoners tried grab him, but Zen’s pistol put a bullet through his skull. “S-Shit...” Zenex muttered. He didn’t even bother with clean language.
He continued to walk until he found something. It was a suit or armor. Zenex blinked. He took the suit and slipped into it. Perfect fit.
“W-Woah...”
(During the Pride Parade when Dagger came out)
The Fangs walked down the road, looking around at the crowd. As they walked, they noticed a pony sitting by a box with the words “Please Adopts Us!” on it. Inside were a small group of kittens. Zen took the most interest in the tiny kits.
Hive walked over. “Heh, cute right?”
“Mhm.”
Hive chuckled. “The pony said that they’re free for adoption.”
“Really?”
Dagger ran up to Zenex and Hive. “Hey Zen!”
“Hm?”
“I have a dare for you.”
Zenex tilted his head. “What is it?”
“Try to not be cute!” Dagger chirped.
“W-What?”
“Dagger, it’s Zenex, how can he not be cute?” Hive shuddered a bit.
“I dunno. Void your bowels a bit?” Dagger sarcastically suggested. Not like Zenex would actually—
“O-Okay then...”
The other two looked over. “Wait wha—”
A changeling walked down the halls when...
"Ow! H-Hive!"
Their ears perk up and he puts his ears to the door of a room.
"Shh! Zen! Someone might hear you!"
"It hurts! Take it out!"
The changeling blinks. What?!
"Ow! Hive!"
"Stop squirming! It's only going to go deeper!"
"Please just take it out!"
The changeling stared at the door before stepping back, then turning and running.
Inside...
*Hero and Zenex trot through the armory*
“I dunno about this... what if Pharynx finds out?”
“He won’t, we just need to find something that doesn’t make a lotta noise and will wake the entire hive. Even if they find a mess, we can blame it on the Devil Horns.”
“Um... okay...”
“Come on Zen, lighten up.”
“Okay, okay.”
*Looks around until something catches his eye* “Ooh! How about that?”
*Zenex has been slaying demon after demon, watching them fell beneath his hooves. However, he found himself bored. After all, slaying demons only got so fun*
*Sigh* “Spiders, imps, lost souls, ravagers, what else?”
*As Zenex walked, he heard a voice. However, it wasn’t a low demon growl, but a pony-ish voice. He walks over to see who it is. He soon found a pony with a camera*
“Um... hello?”
*The pony looks over and gasps*
Zenex looked at his assassination target.
“Alright Zen, you remember what I said, right?” Hive asked.
“Yep. Use anything as a weapon.”
“Okay then. Go.”
Zen nodded and ran up to the pony. With no hesitation, he pulled out...
...A sock?
“What the...?”
“Ah! Oh go- Ah! Stopid! Stop it! Ah!”
“Well, you did say anything,” Zenex said, walking back from his confirmed kill.
“Dude... the fu—”
Zenex looked at Hive. “Hivey, can’t we just... call this off?”
Hive looked over. “What? Why?”
“It’s stupid! We’re only destroying our friendship with Scorch and Flutters!” Zen said.
“Zenny Boy, we can win this! All we need to do is—”
Zen grabbed his crowbar and pounced.
Hive looked over. “What the—”
Crash!
“Ahh! Zen! Ow, stop it! Ahh!”
Stinger looked at Hive, who was covered in bruises. “Um...”
“Not. A. Word.”
Hivehunter sat down on a bench, looking around while being bored as always. At least, until a pair of female changelings caught his attention. They were smiling like some of Pharynx’s mad fangirls.
“U-Uhhh… can I help you-”
“Eeeee!”
What the buck?
“Ohmygosh! It’s really him!” one squealed, wrapping her hooves around him, making him squeak.
“Eep! H-Hey! Get off!” he squirmed.
“Aww! He’s so cuuuute!” they both said at the same time, moving closer.
Zenex examined the weapon that Hive demon was guarding. It was called the BFG 9000. He chuckled, knowing how powerful the cannon was. He smiled and entered another chamber. He looked around, then noticed Eclipse curled up. He smiled and ran over.
“Eclipse!”
Before he could reach Eclipse, a giant dog ran up and swallowed Eclipse whole. Zenex growled and pulled out a weapon with multiple barrels. He yelled, holding the hoof-held gatling gun up. “Cerberus!!”
Blue sat in his room, looking at an assortment of random junk items. First he counted. “Uh oh... we’re missing our favorite nymph. Where could he be guys?” he asked...
...to the junk items.
He got up and walked over to his drawer, pulling out a quartz crystal. “Aww... there you are Zenex!” He then began tickling the crystal. “Coochie coochie coo!”
He walked over to an empty Sparkle-Cola bottle. “There you go Zenex. Right next to Hive.”
“Come on, Hive, let’s move.”
The Lieutenant nodded. The two officers marched out of the house and moved over to the next. Spiderfang bucked the door down and Hivehunter charged in. “Hooves in the air! Don’t move!"
There sat a small family of unicorns. The father shielded has family. “Get behind me.” The mother and the small foal did exactly that. The Lieutenant looked over.
“Parents and a kid.”
Spiderfang nodded.
“Alright. Nopony’s getting hurt. Just follow us and you’ll be—
(Follow-up to my blog last night, "Love Notes")
Zenex sat at a table in the cafeteria, smiling and waiting for his date. As he waited, it soon went from being noon to 12:30. Then 12:40. Zenex began to get worried, biting his bottom lip and looking around. He sighed and was about to get up, when a piece of paper folded into an airplane landed on the table.
Zenex grabbed it and opened it frantically. First, he saw his own note, but only the part with his question.
Today was day six, and Blue was practically in the brink of collapse. He had more knife wounds and continued having conversations, so far even hearing the items talk back to him. It was driving up, down, and through the wall.
However, he couldn’t take it anymore...
He picked up a piece of paper and began writing, before grabbing a string of rope and tying around his wings. “Hm... the Canterlot bank is pretty tall...”
A few hours later...
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