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MlpHero


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Sep
22nd
2020

Hell isn’t Better · 9:51pm Sep 22nd, 2020

*Zenex has been slaying demon after demon, watching them fell beneath his hooves. However, he found himself bored. After all, slaying demons only got so fun*

*Sigh* “Spiders, imps, lost souls, ravagers, what else?”

*As Zenex walked, he heard a voice. However, it wasn’t a low demon growl, but a pony-ish voice. He walks over to see who it is. He soon found a pony with a camera*

“Um... hello?”

*The pony looks over and gasps*

“The Zenslayer!”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. Um, what are you doing here? And especially in Ravager territory?”

“Well, I need to capture demon footage for my film.” *Points to the two Ravagers tied up*

“Uh... those are Ravagers... they’re cannibalistic... not sure this is a good id—”

“You know, I’m sorry you’re here. I bet your family misses you,” *cuts demons loose and runs back to the camera* “Now, action!”

*Zenex begins thinking. Then, instead of doing what the film producer wanted, the zombie-like Ravagers charged the pony, then tackled, and... well... ravaged him*

“No! Rahhh! Help Slayer! Huahhhh-u-ugh...” *Dies in a blood-gurgling breath*

*Watches and thinks* Hm... maybe he’s right... maybe they do miss me... *kills demons with double barrel before running towards the exit*

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Comments ( 28 )

That’s the spirit Zen!

5361543
Heh, what? Deciding to go home or letting some poor bastard get eaten by demon-zombies?

Yay! He's going home! Go Zenny!

5361551
Heh, you seem excited

5361552
Yeah! He's realizing we do care about him! But...he might need some help heading back...*dons outfit from before* I'll assist

5361554
Um... okay then.

5361554
It said he found the exit.

5361556
That doesn't mean there won't be a demon waiting for revenge

5361560
Yep

5361561
I dunno, any of them, Zenny's had to have made a few enemies

5361562
5361561
Um... what enemies? He literally killed Cerberus. You think any demon is gonna actively hunt the Zenslayer?

5361564
Fair enough...what about all those monsters that we saw locked in there in School Raze?

5361569
What do you mean?

5361571
You know, the Bugbear, the Cockatrice, the Manticore, etc...what if they ended up being freed and tried to stop Zenny?

5361575
Who would free them?

5361575
5361576
And most importantly, why would they try and stop Zenex? They’d probably thank him for slaying the demon patrols.

5361576
The leftover demons...?

5361579
Well, maybe the Manticore of the Chimera would. But the Bugbear didn't seem sapient

5361582
Even then, I’m sure it’s seen what Zen has done.

5361587
Yeah...nevermind...

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