The REAL Reason · 1:42am Dec 4th, 2020
Hero walked over to Zenex, who was holding a snowball. “Um... what the heck are you doing?”
“Nyah!” he threw the snowball, which landed on the ground.
Along a stone wall was Hive and Flutterwings, the latter of which was wear a standard issue fishnet infantry helmet. “Hive, the first shot has been fired! What should we do?”
Hive smirked. “Die Kälte hat mich sowieso nie gestört.”
“Wait, wha—”
Hive got onto a cannon with the word ‘Schneekanone-42’ on it. He squeezed the trigger and snowballs rapidly flew out. “Who’s laughing now?!?!”
Zenex ducked under the sandbags he set up, whilst Hero was absolutely pummeled by the snowy projectiles. “Gah! Hivey, you never play fair! What would everyone think if they found out this was the real reason I became the Zenslayer?!”
“Wait, what?”
“Hivey! Stop firing snowballs at Hero!”
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Now I’m imagining Flutterwings in a helmet and it sounds so adorable aaa—
Wow...
5409371
Yeah, I could definitely see Flutters wearing this
5409372
Mhm. Zen was mostly joking, but still
oof
5409373
ye
5409374
D’awww.
5409374
Heh, yeah
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Also I translated the Russian line.
Lmao.
A snow ball fight? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely at the Changeling Hive?
5409376
Heheh, yeah
Zen thinks so too
5409379
*Looks it up*
5409379
Heh. It was actually German (or in universe, Griffish)
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Yep
5409384
Wait, really?
Huh. That’s an unexpected change.
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Yeah. I edited the comment, but yeah. In universe, it’s Griffish
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Kewl
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Ye