Mar

21st

2018

I Winked Yesterday, and Your Mother Can't Stop Thinking About Me · 10:13pm Mar 21st, 2018

So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

Report Aragon · 1,363 views · #So my fucking TV broke in the weirdest way #and at first it would randomly turn itself off and on whenever the fuck it wanted #and you would think it literally can't get more annoying than that #but now it turns itself on #won't turn off #AND keeps increasing its volume no matter what we do #I've seen hell #and it looks like waking up at 2am with the Kardashians speaking so loudly in your living room your walls are shaking #also shoutout to Pearple Prose and MrNumbers #for showing us what REAL poetry looks like

Dec

9th

2017

Sailor Moon -- from Gay to Gayer · 9:12pm Dec 9th, 2017

Yeah no I'm not kidding. That's, like, a thing. We're discussing high-end literature today.

Report Aragon · 1,293 views · #The sailor moon wiki refers to their uniforms as 'fuku' #instead of as 'uniforms' #because 'fuku' is 'uniform' in japanese #and I suppose that when you're navigating a website where the cursor is a magical wand #there's no point in trying to keep a façade of dignity #you're too far gone anyway #why the fuck bother #just let it out #just wipe your dick out and pepper your words with japanese terms #let the autumn breeze chill your worries away #let your inner self get drunk on freedom #god fuck Uranus and Neptune were even gayer in the catalan dub I swear

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31st

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Dec

9th

2015

I AM IN A TERRIBLE MOOD AND SO ARE MOST OF YOU · 9:09pm Dec 9th, 2015

AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl

Report anonymousjedi · 321 views · #ugh ok so one of my friends apparently is also an undertale and is gonna cosplay sans but with a different friend group because we go to different schools #and similar situations keep happening to me #i'll have friends but they have friends that they're closer to than with me and i get left out #especially when it comes to fandom stuff #and im having a mental/emotional breakdown right now #and i wish you guys were here #but i have exams to study for #and homework to do #and we all live in different parts of the world #and i just want to watch sad disney movies and cry

Dec

26th

2018

TEK Holiday Comic + CUTEST COMMERCIAL EVER I SWEAR · 6:02pm Dec 26th, 2018

Hi everybody!

I hope you've been having nice holidays if you celebrate them, and if you don't, I hope you've been having a wonderful week. Since it's very unlikely TEK will update before the year ends, and since my end of year blogpost won't be till later, I just wanted to share with y'all a comic ArcticWaters gave me for Xmas which is AMAZING and depicts the first time Twilight sees snow after a thousand years.

Putting it under the cut

Report Monochromatic · 1,215 views · #man #i kinda wanted to write a holiday TEL story #where Rarity and the ponyville gang realize that Twilight hasn't celebrated ANY holiday in a thousand years #so they spend 5 or 6 days celebrating holidays in a row at the library with ghost!twilight #and it's fucking cute #and then they get to Hearts and Hooves and Raritys like HAHAHA #and she like just doesnt celebrate it bc this is before she confessed to Twilight #AND THEN WE FLASHFORWARD TO TEK where Twilight mentions this to Rarity in Hollow Shades #and they have a hearts and hooves date in hollow shades AND ITS ADORABLE #anyway yeah

May

29th

2019

And We Will Be the Bravest Souls in the Cemetery · 8:54pm May 29th, 2019

Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

Report Aragon · 1,201 views · #"Excuse me?" the woman said as she approached me while I got out of the bus #"Are you okay? Were you pickpocketed?" #I looked at her -- crestfallen -- and said "I WAS." #"Yeah I could tell from how pale you look" she said #smiling sadly and offering me her phone in case I needed to call someone #"Yeah" I said #"I also yelled DID I JUST GET FUCKING PICKPOCKETED" when I realized #"Yeah that one clued me in also"

Apr

30th

2016

i hate it when people yell at me for no reason · 4:11pm Apr 30th, 2016

my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

Report anonymousjedi · 468 views · #aaaaaa #sometimes i hate my family's views #and seriously #there is no need to yell about a short haircut #i want to go crawl into a hole and die #and/or just go to a hair salon and get super super short hair and come back home like "haha fuck you" #but i also dont want to be in an insane amount of trouble #so dying it is #agh i feel like crying #and i know hair is kinda stupid to be upset over #but like idk #its very frustrating to know your parents are so against you #*crawls into hole and dies*

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18th

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Jun

22nd

2015

About the recent NSFW Image Policy site post · 9:30pm Jun 22nd, 2015

It's either Google Adsense or Donating Money to the Site to keep it up.

You want your clop? Go to Derpibooru or R34 Paheal.

Need to rely on clickbait cover art to gather in the views on get on that precious Feature Box? How about actually practicing your writing so you can be proud of making top quality stories (or stories that you can care about)?

This site is ultimately about the stories, not the cover arts.

Report Chaotic Note · 730 views · #nsfw image policy #fuck clickbait pictures #i can understand if people are offended about my comment on 'git gud' at writing #but seriously how can you be proud of finding borderline porn to use as your cover art? #you probably didn't draw that #somebody else did #you're simply using their art to make your story seem like it's good #isn't that just sad? #maybe desperate? #or do you simply not care about making stories at all? #just want quick fame? #well guess what that's useless #at best a borderline nsfw cover art is just gonna get you a week of fame #and its not gonna pay for the bills #and its not gonna make you money #writing stories for this site should ultimately be a hobby #and be something that you can be proud of making on your own merits #and not because of some porn pic

Feb

14th

2019

2014-2019 · 1:26am Feb 14th, 2019

RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

Report Ice Star · 339 views · #enemy of mine #EoM #icestarpony #new pc #look how sappy i am guys #got a real heart of gold here #setting up computers is hell #blag #your tag here #YES AN ACTUAL UPDATE #i write words with my hands and you can too!! #i hope no shit gets lots in the transfer and all #i'm actually pree hungry rn maybe i should eat something #i want to be back to writing again soon so badly so hopefully i will and it will be lots of fun i have words i want to write with my hands because i am a human and that is how human people write we write with our hands #how the everloving fuck did i make a laptop last five years does anybody know this because i don't

Apr

4th

2019

We Sold Ourselves for Love but Now We're Free · 11:49pm Apr 4th, 2019

So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

Report Aragon · 1,432 views · #I am twenty four #and I got fucking carded the other day #and I know what you're thinking #oh it was probably one of those stores where they have to card everybody when they buy alcohol #NO IT FUCKING WASN'T #IT ABSOLUTELY WASN'T #THE CASHIER OUTRIGHT LOOKED AT ME AND SAID #WORD BY WORD #'I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EIGHTEEN' #I WAS LIKE ARE YOU REALLY GONNA MAKE ME GO BACK TO MY PLACE TO GET MY FUCKING ID #MY FATHER IS GOING TO LOSE HIS SHIT AT ME IF I COME BACK BECAUSE I LOOK UNDER EIGHTEEN AT AGE TWENTY FOUR #which made the cashier laugh and she sold me the beer anyway #mind you she was not convinced I was twenty four #she just found I was funny and desperate enough to buy alcohol--law be damned #and if that doesn't tell you everything you gotta know about my hometown #nothing will

Oct

25th

2015

okay yeah never mind · 9:34pm Oct 25th, 2015

there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now