In retrospect, it makes sense.

For a wand, I got black walnut with unicorn core, ten and three quarter inches, unyielding.

IDK how much you guys really care. You may go on with your lives.

Our coverage of "A Scary Story" and its sanctioned sequel has concluded. Begin enjoying.

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So, um. Yeah. Last week. That happened.

This week is a BIT more in our wheelhouse. Of course, no October would be complete without a clumsy FNAF crossover, so here's one on the house.

I don't know how Harry Potter and Star Wars were allowed to coexist, but the fic's done. Congrats.

This first riff of the new decade puts to rest (for now) "Three of Me: School Society." At long last, we can move the fuck ON.

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We have officially shuffled this shuffle. Enjoy.

This week is a "celebration" of the end of the Skywalker Saga with a cringefest of a crossover. Good fucking luck, y'all.

1st reading: Snape whyyyyy *cries eyes out*
2nd reading: Snaaaaapeee
3rd reading: I feel strangely indifferent tbh

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