“I’m not as big of a fan of the new cafeteria menu as much as I am with the old one. We used to have a huge variety of proteins; steak, ribs, roasted ham, chicken, roasted deer, maybe some berries and apples. Now we have things like cake, cookies, salads, and other stuff. Though, I do really like the pasta they serve now. Probably because I’m a fan of almost any sort of pasta; spaghetti, elbow macaroni, rigatoni, bowtie... I will say that I’m more picky with the sauce than I am

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I'm semi-addicted to this game again, send help gems.

The latest art based on TKoLB! Be sure to follow the artist on their DA or Tumblr, links below!

Find it here:
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*Walking through the hallways*

“Hey! You!”

“Um... yeah?”

“Ain’t you that orphan changeling?”

*Chuckles sheepishly* “Heheh... ‘orphan‘ is a strong word...”

“Ha! I knew it! You’re an orphan! How’s it feel not having any parents?”

“Dude...”

“Orphan! Orphan! OrphanOrphanOrpan Orpan!”

*Blinking* “Y-You mind explaining?”

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“Heheh, so, now that you’re both under my command...” *hops into bed* “I think I’ll start with tickles*

“Wait, we’re like your family. We can do this time of the day. What’s the point of blackmailing us when we can just do this whenever we want?”

“You both spend too much time with work, and I swear I’ve heard you boinking those body pillows at night. Now, get to tickling.”

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After many hours and late nights combing through it, I've finished all of the formatting editing I plan on for KoLB.

Anything left can stay as a testament to how nothing can be perfect.

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Throughout the journey of writing The King of Love Bugs, the development of Calor's crush on Thorax went from a comical running gag to something tangible, which eventually got closure.

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For those who have yet to buy KoLB's physical print, consider doing so this October.

All October-long, KoLB will be 25% off, bringing it from $44.07 to $33.05.

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Thorax: Hey I need you to come over for a second.

Pharynx: Why? It’s three in the morning...

Thorax: I’ve done something...bad. Very bad.

Pharynx: Uggh...put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in a minute.

Thorax: What? No—it’s not...why would I—?

Pharynx: I’d do anything for Thorax.

Thorax: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Pharynx: Absolutely not.

*Sleeping*

*Breaks down the door* “HERO!”

“Ahh! Where’s the fire?!”

*Steps in as well* “Pharynx, calm down. Hero, do you mind explaining why your room’s water bill is over the budget. And why you’ve been using a lot of hot water?”

*Thinks about all the time he’s burned his hoof with hot water* “Uh... it’s complicated...”

Had a wonderful surprise, today, when a fan created an artwork for KoLB. Apex and the boys! Please show love to the original posting on DeviantArt!

The first chapter, 'An Elegant Discussion'. Be sure to give him a like and a sub if you enjoy live readings!

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*Crying*

“Aww... Pharynx, do something.”

“Why do I have to do it? Aren’t you supposed to do that?”

“Come on Phar, he’s crying! Do something!”

“No! Don’t you know how much trouble he’s put me through?!”

“Please?”

“Ugh... fine... but you owe me for this...” *he sighs and walks over. “Hey kid...”

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*Thorax dragged Hero into he and Pharynx’s room*

“Pharynx!”

*Looks up from his book* “What is it now, Thorax?”

“I saw Hero doing drugs!”

“I was not!”

*Skeptical* “Show me.”

*Pulls out an inhaler* “See! Drugs!”

“...” *facehoof* “Thorax, you’re a moron...”

“What?”

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Thorax looked at the changeling crowd. They were there for a talent show Thorax was holding. And now, it was two certain changelings’ turn.

“And now, a duet by Dagger and Mantis.”

The two stepped up. Dagger smiled and kissed his boyfriend on the cheek.

“Heheh, ready?”

Mantis blushed and nodded. “Mhm.”

And so, the two began singing their "duet".

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