• Member Since 20th Jul, 2019
  • online


Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

More Blog Posts1320

  • Today
    ‘Licious Raspberry

    “Hey Dante, I’m finally back! Are you home?”

    Undead Bez was met with a muffled, booming sound, presumably from Dante’s studio.

    “…Huh. What’s he up to?” She inquired aloud, stepping closer to the source of the bass heavy music. Should I knock? Would he even hear me? she wondered as she reached the door to the studio.

    “Yo!” A voice answered, as the music stopped. 

    Read More

    7 comments · 16 views
  • Saturday
    I’m actually not sure which crack ship I prefer—

    Pharynx x Discord or Pharynx x Sombra?

    7 comments · 39 views
  • Saturday
    hey wait a minute—

    7 comments · 47 views
  • Saturday
    Since it’s December, it just came to me.

    Remember this garbage I wrote?

    🎶For the twelfth pizza order, the toppings I will need...🎶

    🍕Twelve Pepperonis🍕
    🌶Eleven Jalapeños🌶
    🧄Ten Cloves Of Garlic🧄
    🔶Nine Yellow Peppers🔶
    🧅Eight Onion Slices🧅
    🍍Seven Chopped Pineapples🍍
    🌭Six Balls Of Sausage🌭
    🐟Five Anchovieeees~🐟
    🥓Four Bacon Bits🥓
    🍄Three Mushrooms🍄
    ⚫️Two Black Olives⚫️
    🧀And A Dash Of Some Parmesan Cheeeeese~🧀

    3 comments · 38 views
  • Tuesday
    *Insert Jaws reference here*

    Griff shook his flaming mane free of the several shards of glass. Bezier looked over, blinking in disbelief at the sight. “Yeesh, where’d all that come from? Crashed into a window or something?”

    “When sand gets too hot, begins to crystallize. Perhaps Griffon should not have taken nose dive into that sand castle.”

    “Honestly I’m just glad it didn’t cut you or anything.”

    Read More

    18 comments · 41 views

“Let’s see here...” · 10:37pm March 8th

“I’m not as big of a fan of the new cafeteria menu as much as I am with the old one. We used to have a huge variety of proteins; steak, ribs, roasted ham, chicken, roasted deer, maybe some berries and apples. Now we have things like cake, cookies, salads, and other stuff. Though, I do really like the pasta they serve now. Probably because I’m a fan of almost any sort of pasta; spaghetti, elbow macaroni, rigatoni, bowtie... I will say that I’m more picky with the sauce than I am with the pasta itself. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ll eat spaghetti and meatballs, as well as rigatoni with butter, those things are both really tasty, but I can not stand anything with alfredo sauce. I just really, really, hate white sauce on pasta. I just think it’s disgusting. Actually, come to think of it, I’m also in the mood for some pizza. Pepperoni, to be specific, because I’d never take a pizza if it doesn’t have any pepperoni. I mean, who orders a pizza with no pepperoni anyway? Those vegans are seriously missing out...”

“...How long has she been going on for?”

“Ten minutes.”

“Ten minutes?”

“...I only asked her what she wanted for dinner.”

Comments ( 23 )

When you start talking about something and you go off on 3 separate, yet connected tangents.

...as a lazy vegan, I feel called out.

Screw your pepperoni and everything it stands for, meat lady!


Personally, pepperoni is good but I prefer bacon and pineapple

“I can understand bacon but why pineapple?”

Because it's good!

“Hm... I’ve honestly never tried Hawaiian pizza. I guess I can understand why a few people seem to favor it, since it’s a mix of meat and vegan, but I’m not a huge fan of putting fruit on pizza. What I can kind of get behind is the name of the pizza. The reason I say ‘kind of’ is that the pineapple is one of the many fruits commonly associated with the Hawaiians, but honestly I don’t know if the Hawaiians eat meat or not. Besides, Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada, not Hawaii...”

“Please, don’t get her started again...”

I didn't! Look, just do this *stuffs a pepperoni pizza slice in her mouth* There, problem solved

You wanted pizza, didn't you?

“I didn’t want it shoved in my windpipe.”

'Who orders a pizza with no pepperoni anyway?'

People who can't stand spicy food, for example (I think I've never tried pepperoni - depends on how the word is translated into my native language, but based on appearance alone, I don't think I've seen anything similar in supermarkets in my country - but google says it's spicy so I'd definitely be among those who don't eat pizza with pepperoni). 'No pepperoni' doesn't automatically equate to 'vegan'

I didn't, I just put it in your mouth

“Sure you did.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just... I’m outta here.”

“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s...”

That's all I did!

“Wait, it’s not a Sicily’s? Shoot.”

“Okay, fine—”

It depends on the ingredients some are spicy some not.

Pineapple is nice when it’s on a pizza as it’s cooked though becomes sweeter and mixes well with the rest of the pizza

Just PICK SOMETHING!!! :pinkiecrazy::flutterrage::rainbowlaugh:

*Deep breath* Sorry about that. You decided yet?

Login or register to comment