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MlpHero


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  • 7 weeks
    Canon+ Lore Dump 1: Bolt-Throwers and Magi-Throwers

    Information:
    Bolt-Throwers are a new weapon, introduced in my headcanon. Bolt-Throwers are loaded with… well, bolts, which are essentially big nails.

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  • 7 weeks
    I should really make a come back here

    Gotta do my redemption arc lmao

    The next BFR chapter is at 1670 words. It's coming

    It's just my tism has me working on like

    8 different stories lmao

    I might start dropping Canon+ stuff tho. Mainly lore dumps

    I'm also working on the cover art so yippeeeeeee

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  • 15 weeks
    Not Dead Yet. Surprisingly

    So uh… where the fuck have I been?

    So as some of you know, I don’t log onto Fimfic that much anymore, unless it’s to update a story (I might change that, but Fimfic doesn’t seem to get a lotta traction anymore-)

    So what’s up? Where are the stories? Why am I dead?

    Well, it’s mostly because I’m not particularly smart. Basically, I have a *bunch* of side projects I’ve started working on.

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  • 26 weeks
    New Blue Fang chapter out

    Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.

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  • 36 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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Aug
21st
2020

Don’t Call Him an Orphan · 5:31pm Aug 21st, 2020

*Walking through the hallways*

“Hey! You!”

“Um... yeah?”

“Ain’t you that orphan changeling?”

*Chuckles sheepishly* “Heheh... ‘orphan‘ is a strong word...”

“Ha! I knew it! You’re an orphan! How’s it feel not having any parents?”

“Dude...”

“Orphan! Orphan! OrphanOrphanOrpan Orpan!”

~~~

*Blinking* “Y-You mind explaining?”

“Well Thorax... he call me an orphan.”

“Don’t you think that was a bit much?”

“Hm... nope!”

*Groaning and laying on an infirmary bed with a stick sticking out of his rear* “Ughh...”

Comments ( 17 )

What kind of insult is “Orphan” anyway?

Heh, I completely agree. Make the idiots pay for crossing you!

5340171
I mean, I have no parents

5340174
Yep! Don't worry, there are plenty of good people to make up for the stupid jerks

5340176
I guess that’s true

5340177
Heh, yep. And you have good friends who will help beat the pulp out of anyone who crosses you

5340179
Heh, also true

5340173
Him bullying you for having no parents? What’s his deal?

5340191
What about an Orpan?

5340194
Seriously, he said that the last two times.

5340196
Well, it would make since. Saying ‘orphan’ really fast is hard

5340210
Well, what good people lack in numbers they make up for with quality and perseverance

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