So, fun fact, I've watched Nomadland recently.

Okay, I lied, it's not really fun. Still a fact that I've watched it though, so that's not a complete lie. I don't think I could lie to anyone completely if I tried, and believe me, I tried.

It's actually what makes me a great liar, in fact—you slip in just the tiniest bit of the truth, your verisimilitudinous OxyContin, then everyone will believe everything you say, hook, line and sinker.

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CLP
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The Glorious, Golden Voice of Zipporwhill
Recorded by the Flutter Record Company, Ponyville, Equestria.

SIDE 1
THAT OLD FEELING (Brown-Fain)
ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP (from the film Bright Eyes) (Clare-Whiting)
SMILE (from the film Modern Times) (Chaplin-Parsons-Turner)
WHAT IN THE WORLD'S COME OVER YOU? (Scott)

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Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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Audio version of this blog, by Imrix. This is Part Two of a series. Part One can be read here.

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Wow. A thing happened.

An important thing.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Look how fucking introspective I sound.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Just need to breathe here.

Favorable Alignment? My precious baby of a novel? It's done?

It's quite a surprise... If you look at the statistics, I pumped out 360k in a year, on this story alone, so it took a year to write this, eh? Not really.

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Hello everyone!

My apologies for my long absence. I do have a good reason for it beyond writer's block this time.

As I may have mentioned in the past, I have started a Patreon for my original writing.

Most recently, I have been posting a story I have been thinking about for years, called Happy Vale.

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Well, tomorrow’s going to be interesting. In fact, the entire upcoming month is going to be interesting. Just like October was pretty damn interesting! Interesting, interesting, interesting.

It’s also going to be brutal. So prepare yourself.

NaNoWriMo is coming.

But before that, let’s talk about word counts!

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Good morning. This is, from my point of view, a comedy blog. From the point of view of my family and loved ones, it's a horror story.

I'm so fucking back, baby. Hi, all. Did you miss me? I know I did.

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Nobody punched me at Bronycon 2018.

All your money was fucking wasted.

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Hey. You. Yeah, you. Wanna take a sneak peek at some Paulfic? Of course you do.

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Heyo, folks! Enjoy some past midnight typing from yours truly. This is a threat, of course. Posh did this and so did Jake the Army Guy, so I knew I had to do the thing too. You should check out their versions too.

Expect all relevant story stuff to be spoilered for your sake.

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