Short Hand: Dash does Romance 3 · 1:12am Sep 6th, 2020
Shepherd wakes up... And Rainbow Dash is in his bed, looking impatient.
Dash: "Well it's about freaking time!"
Shepherd: *groan* "Dash, it's..." *checks the clock* "... Way fucking too early to do anything..."
Dash: "We need to go do romantic junk!"
Shepherd: "Why?"
Dash: "Because that's what couples do, duh! But I don't want any pony to see us doing it!"
Shepherd is really wondering if it's worth it to ask, but...
Shepherd: "Why?"