Got my ass kicked, natch.

Getting my ass kicked by a LOT of Ace and Legend class spirit board battles, too. Unrelated tangent, I'm thinking of sometime this weekend (this evening or tomorrow maybe?) opening an online battle where every player has to use Duck Hunt as their fighter.

No reason, I just think it'll be really funny. Let me know if anyone's interested!

If you want to see more, feel free to check out my youtube channel. Now that the game allows replays to be uploaded directly to youtube, I'll be doing just that in between writing sessions. Who knows? Maybe you'll get to see yourself or someone you know duke it out in Sm4sh.

Best wishes!

Especially when I see Marth/Lucina's, Mewtwo's and Cloud's...

Marth/Lucina just because the moment they hit everyone, they literally are just sent zooming past the screen and gone in a blink of an eye. Holy moly, that knockback! I swear, their Final Smash seems to be the only one that looks like it can insta-kill you if it hits.

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Starting Class: King
Inventory: Hammer
Personal Skill: Gourmet (Skill x 0.25% to instantly kill an enemy)
Base Stats:*
[HP - 30] [Str - 14] [Mag - 1] [Def - 16] [Res - 10] [Lck - 2] [Skl - 10] [Spd - 15]
Stat Growths:

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Starting Class: King
Inventory: Obolochka (Bowser only Axe)
Personal Skill: Furious Tyrant (Deal 5 damage to enemy after any kind of combat)
Base Stats:*
[HP - 28] [Str - 15] [Mag - 2] [Def - 14] [Res - 11] [Lck - 7] [Skl - 9] [Spd - 2]
Stat Growths:

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So today's highlights:
- I am absolutely maining Zero Suit Samus now. It's official.
- After spending some time in the Spirit Board, I checked out Tourney Mode and Classic Mode (1 game each).

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- My Classic Mode clear scores tell an...interesting story about how competent I am with characters I don't use/haven't used/can't use properly. For most characters, I'm clearing Classic Mode with a score between 250k-350k. For Zero Suit Samus (my main)? 840k.
- Nintendo kind of hates Luigi, don't they? I mean, they go out of their way to make him a whiny bitch.

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I finally got around to uploading some actual videos of me playing Smash. They're not fancy or anything, just straight rips off my Switch's microSD card. Behold as I suck in all my noobish glory!

(I'm player one in all of the following videos, obviously.)

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But sometimes things get a little...weird.

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Legend battles on the Spirit Board
Especially when I finally manage to tip the odds in my favor and am within 2 good hits of winning, and then get KOed with one solid hit. After trying for like 40 minutes.

The whole shield minigame thing after ANY Spirit Battle
ESPECIALLY when I'm out of SP and have just beaten a Legend or Ace by the skin of my teeth. GAAAAH. That just makes you want to throw EVERYTHING in the toilet, man.

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Starting Class: Thief
Inventory: Iron Sword, Vulnearary
Personal Skill: Effect Spore (After combat, lower enemy's Str/Def/Res by 2 for one turn)
Base Stats:
[HP - 19] [Str - 5] [Mag - 0] [Def - 3] [Res - 2] [Lck - 8] [Skl - 10] [Spd - 12]
Stat Growths:

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Not much Smash to report today. I've started working my way through Classic Mode with the fighters I've unlocked. So far I've cleared it with Mario, Link, DK, Samus, and Zero Suit Samus.

Master Hand needs to go find a dick to play with. Seriously.

I'm thinking of changing Harmony's appearance to something different whenever she crosses to a displace world. Just to keep things different or the fact she could testing her ability to hide from non-displaced members or doing it for shit and giggles.

Other than that, I wonder if the displaced should have a break the targets moments. Similar to this:

Starting Class: Mage Knight
Inventory: Fire Tome, Vulnerary
Personal Skill: Fungal Support (Unit receives +2 Skl/Spd/Mag when near a Mushroom Kingdom unit)
Base Stats:
[HP - 20] [Str - 0] [Mag - 8] [Def - 3] [Res - 7] [Lck - 10] [Skl - 5] [Spd - 11]
Stat Growths:

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