BAYONETTA IN SMASH?!?!

It looks as if all that fan art was finally noticed by Nintendo! Just yesterday (or a few days ago, whatever) they announced that Bayonetta would be joining the Smash Bros roster. Since Cloud was just a thing between Square and Nintendo, it looks as if Bayonetta was the character that won the Smash Ballot. I'm looking forward to using all her climaxes and summoning all those monsters!

I'm actually quite surprised! Nintendo would actually include someone as sexy as this! Don't get me wrong; I'm happy Nintendo is going for more broader approaches to video games and starting to get out of that "Family Friendly" stuff, but I'm worried there will always be those SJWs (Social Justice Warriors) that have to screw everything up and censor the ART that this game company has made. More on that in my next blog, by the way.

Also, if "You May Call me Father" and "Beyond Time" aren't in the DLC, I will riot.

Well, that's all for now! On Monday of next week, expect a Star Wars review on... Well... Star Wars VII.

Comments

[Rubyfire377]

also Corrin is in Smash

[SuperKamek]

3622303
You mean Kamui? Yeah, them too.

[Fracturedheart]

Why is my cat in smash?

[VampDash]

Also in other news. Pokemon got wrecked by Digimon in a Death Battle.

[SuperKamek]

3622312
You have a cat named Bayonetta? Or is she named Cereza?

[SuperKamek]

3622317
Unsurprising.

[VampDash]

3622321 I know right? They thought Charizard stood a chance against WARGREYMON. Adorable am I right?

[SuperKamek]

3622322
You are a sadistic bastard, aren't you? It's okay, I am as well.

[Rubyfire377]

3622309 lol well he is going to be my main guy in Smash he can turn into a dragon.

[Fracturedheart]

3622320 "Bayonetta" is her name. I take it that's is a name of some silly game?

[VampDash]

3622323 Indeed.

[SuperKamek]

3622327
Yes. Haven't you heard of Bayonetta before?

[SuperKamek]

3622325
Cool. I'll still main Shulk though.

[Lethally Insane]

3622331 that back slash. Man, if SJWS ruin this....... I really hope they don't ruin this.

[Fracturedheart]

3622330 No sorry I am old. She came to my house wile I was playing with a bayonet (M-3a1). So she was a she and bayonet sounded more like a him name. So 6 years ago I named her Bayonatta

[Zeheal]

I know, RIGHT!!

[Moosetasm]

I bet when Kirby eats her, he gets legs.

[SuperKamek]

3622340
They probably won't but let's just be hopeful.

[SuperKamek]

3622345
Aww, cute! Well, yes, Bayonetta is a beat-em-up (genre where you just go around and beat the crap out of everything) game series that is extremely violent, bloody, and has TONS of sexual innuendos. It's awesome.

[SuperKamek]

3622353
RIGHT!!!

[SuperKamek]

3622547
He gets her glasses, hair, and heel guns.

[Fracturedheart]

3622576 Heck that sounds like me! LOL

[Moosetasm]

3622579

It should have been the legs that go all the way up, AT-ST style.